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[Solifuge]

*points to his sig*

[Corai]

Thanks for the advice Solifuge.

[SalmonGod]

I looked at some of my old forum posts from years back out of nostalgia on a few websites I used to regular, holy fuck why did I do this. I don't know whether to be sad over how stupid I used to be, or be sad over how I won't be able to realize how stupid I am now until a few years later.

Now dwell for a while on the fact that everybody goes through this, and the social implications of that.  Fully internalizing the realization that everyone you meet (even the assholes) is in a never-ending process of growing up is an advanced lesson in social maturity that many people never achieve.

[misko27]

Oh yeah. Quick tip: Do NOT let yourself start thinking like tha. Ever. It's terrible. Far worse then you realize now. It goes straight off the cliff if you let it. Give it a inch and it'll take a mile. Soon what should be the happiest person is contemplating suicide methods. Trust me. It's bad.
 
Also, Listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

[Kagus]

Also, Listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

This was the unofficial theme song of our platoon, to be sung/whistled whenever we were out marching.


As such, I now associate it with mud, rain, bleeding heels and completely pointless exercises in futility.  Whoops.

[alway]

I looked at some of my old forum posts from years back out of nostalgia on a few websites I used to regular, holy fuck why did I do this. I don't know whether to be sad over how stupid I used to be, or be sad over how I won't be able to realize how stupid I am now until a few years later.

"Oh no! I'm a better person today than I ever was in the past, and will continue developing into a better person in the future!"

I mean, really, that shouldn't make you sad.

[Descan]

"Oh no, people I care about saw me like -THAT?!-"

The implication being that if you were that shitty online, you were probably that shitty in person, too.

[Shakerag]

Dave Brubeck died on Wednesday

[Cthulhu]

Cupcakes make me mad.  Let's be real, I'm here for the icing, not the cake, so why is the cake part taller than my mouth?  I eat as best I can and then the icing is gone and there's still an inch thick layer of icingless cake left.  Am I supposed to just throw that away?

Don't make a monster out of me, cupcake.

[Shakerag]

Cupcakes make me mad.  Let's be real, I'm here for the icing, not the cake, so why is the cake part taller than my mouth?  I eat as best I can and then the icing is gone and there's still an inch thick layer of icingless cake left.  Am I supposed to just throw that away?

Don't make a monster out of me, cupcake.

Queerly enough, I hate it when the icing is stacked high on cupcakes.  I just want enough to frost the top, not piled high like some Dubai-inspired icing skyscraper. 

[Urist Imiknorris]

Don't make a monster out of me, cupcake.

Too late.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Cupcakes make me mad.  Let's be real, I'm here for the icing, not the cake, so why is the cake part taller than my mouth?  I eat as best I can and then the icing is gone and there's still an inch thick layer of icingless cake left.  Am I supposed to just throw that away?

Don't make a monster out of me, cupcake.

Cut the bottom off, place atop the icing, cupcake sandwich.

[Reelya]

Cupcakes make me mad.  Let's be real, I'm here for the icing, not the cake, so why is the cake part taller than my mouth?  I eat as best I can and then the icing is gone and there's still an inch thick layer of icingless cake left.  Am I supposed to just throw that away?

Don't make a monster out of me, cupcake.

But iced donuts, silly!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Icing and cake is a very delicate balance.

[Cthulhu]

Cupcakes make me mad.  Let's be real, I'm here for the icing, not the cake, so why is the cake part taller than my mouth?  I eat as best I can and then the icing is gone and there's still an inch thick layer of icingless cake left.  Am I supposed to just throw that away?

Don't make a monster out of me, cupcake.

But iced donuts, silly!

That's like if somebody asked you for computer advice and you said "get a mac"