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[Hanslanda]

Loud Whispers. You thought you were afraid of Ravens? Now you've got more flying critters to fear.

[Loud Whispers]

Loud Whispers. You thought you were afraid of Ravens? Now you've got more flying critters to fear.

Wasps? BAH. Ravens will cut you wide open, those'll just sting you.

Also who the hell stands still? You go about your normal freaking business. That wasp isn't going to sting you if it knows you exist. Even if it bumps into you. If you stand still and it sees a great landing spot (which it will inevitably do), AND THEN you freak out, they will sting the crap out of you. I've had wasps fly into me, I've hit wasps and so on and the only time I've ever got stung by wasps is when I killed their nests.
(They were building it inside my shed. I could've let bees pass but not wasps).
But I do remember someone who did stand still. You know what happened to her? Wasp landed on her face and stung her eyeball.

I also knew someone who stood still right next to a raven. You know what happened to her? THE RAVEN ATE HER EYEBALL.
Now she's got no working eyeballs.
(Seriously she actually got stung on the eyeball.)

[Hanslanda]

I'm allergic, so I just walk away from wasps. Ravens I chase down and dismember with my bare hands in a orgy of blood and gore. Except, without the orgy part. Strictly platonic dismemberment.

[MaximumZero]

I'm allergic, so I just walk away from wasps. Ravens I chase down and dismember with my bare hands in a orgy of blood and gore. Except, without the orgy part. Strictly platonic dismemberment.

Remind me to keep my daughter away from you.

Also: I wandered onto a list of sandwiches on wikipedia, and now my stomach is audibly growling at me.

[Hanslanda]

... Oh god, her name isn't Raven is it? That would be so unutterably awkward.

[MaximumZero]

... Oh god, her name isn't Raven is it? That would be so unutterably awkward.

You guessed it.

[Corai]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That made me sad before I started laughing.

[Loud Whispers]

... Oh god, her name isn't Raven is it? That would be so unutterably awkward.

You guessed it.

Aaaand you broke the forum, good job Hans!

[Hanslanda]

Right... I'm just gonna Walk of Shame on out of here for awhile...

[Loud Whispers]

Right... I'm just gonna Walk of Shame on out of here for awhile...

Technically you said it was just metaphorical blood raeg

[Hanslanda]

Right... I'm just gonna Walk of Shame on out of here for awhile...

Technically you said it was just metaphorical blood raeg

I suppose I should go back and edit it to specifically mention that I meant birds, but I think I'm going to leave it. As a warning, for posterity.

[Simmura McCrea]

Toady deleted a thread before I could get an OOC quote out of it.

Also, I feel like crap.

[Frumple]

Initial attempt at chemical death didn't oust (or at least bury) the fleas in my room. Legs continue to accrue bug bites. After a bit of a nap on the couch, gonna' have to clear up the room a bit and then give it a second go.

If that don't work... games will be stepped up. Maybe fire, maybe just bug bombs. Either way, something. Damn fleas are just tearing m'damned legs to hell. Poor things have like fifteen or twenty bumps/bites/sores per leg from the fucking parasites, and my entire existence is itch from about halfway down from my knee till the top of my foot. It is... distracting.

[Doctor Blood]

Cause of Sadness today, I had to re-re-record the same video three times! Three Times! for the same mistake... My mic was muted :/ 

[Yoink]

Cannot quote things from locked threads. There was a really juicy OOC quote in there, too...

Also I slept for pretty much all the daylight hours. And now I'm tired again. Not like I even saw any reason to get up, anyway.