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[MaximumZero]

...maybe you should shower? Just sayin'.

[Angel Of Death]

...maybe you should shower? Just sayin'.

I just did . The smell's coming from the kitchen, probably the fridge or a dead mouse somewhere.

[Descan]

Every time I shower, and then take off my pants later in the day, my balls still smell unwashed.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[penguinofhonor]

...maybe you should shower? Just sayin'.

I just did . The smell's coming from the kitchen, probably the fridge or a dead mouse somewhere.

Or some unwashed balls somewhere. They sneak in sometimes.

[Tellemurius]

Every time I shower, and then take off my pants later in the day, my balls still smell unwashed.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Pretty sure i didn't need to know that.

[Descan]

Everyone must know of my testicle stank.

... In other news! Money. I need it. :/ Still can't find a job! D:

[Skyrunner]

...I officially hate this series now. ):

It's the Mazerunner, the Scorch Trials, the Death Cure. This is all spoilers.

Spoiler: spoilerific rant (click to show/hide)

• For starters, I somehow knew in my gut, from the first book that Teresa would die. -.- She seemed waaaaaaay too convenient.
• Second, the author pulled a Hunger Game on me (more precisely, a Mockingjay on me.) : 80% of likable characters die.
• Freakin' Atonement by Death.
• Failing in science ("the brain has no nerves." Seems legit.)
• Making Teresa's death scene so ... so mean. Her last words were "...Me, too. I only ever ... cared for ..." then cut off. That's fine, sure, she only cared for Thomas. Except, in the epilogue, the Chancellor says "...as we tried to instill in each of our subjects over and over, WICKED is good." Yippy, nice bookends effect, except it almost seems (at least to me) Teresa "only ever cared for" WICKED. )': I know that this is probably not true, and only me, but still.
• Also, another science fail : about three hundred or so people were sent off to a far-off place to create civilization. Three hundred. Founder effect go~ I predict said new civilization collapsing in a couple generations thanks to genetic drift, the fixing of alleles, and lack of diversity in alleles. :| I mean ... I would think WICKED would have at least some decent biologists.
• WHY THE HECK DO THE GIRLS DIE ALWAYS >:-( I can't remember a book in which the male MC dies, not the female main character... grrr
• Making Teresa into such a bastard(I suppose the gender-correct term isn't exactly the nicest...) after book 2 : betrayal! Whee. Also adultry, if you go by the Biblical definition. And lying. Can't forget that one.
• Well, at least the Asian kid didn't die. That's something that happens a lot too. Korean too.
• I'm running out of thinks to rant on.
• Oh, well, better go read the TVTropes page now.

I suppose this is mostly because Teresa dies ):

Sigh. T_T

James Dashnen, I hate you now...

[Scelly9]

....Fail.

[Angel Of Death]

The unwashed ball smell was coming from the washing machine  .

On a sadder note, my right foot is rather itchy due to this infection. I also found out the hard way that I'm allergic to the current antibiotics I'm on.

[Reudh]

Good god man, your immune system must hate you!

[Mr. Palau]

Good god man, your immune system must hate you!

[Gunner-Chan]

*spoilerific rant*

This is actually sorta similar to the reason I've decided If I wanna see a story with an interesting main character I enjoy throughout, Ill just have to play as that character.

[Knight of Fools]

Tabletop Games and Fan Fiction: The best way to cope with a beloved character's death!

[Sowelu]

I've been guilty of writing fanfiction about tabletop characters, after a terribly unfortunate TPK that we didn't deserve.

Rule 1) Never kill the comic relief.
Corrollary 1a) Never have a comic relief PC in Deadlands.

[Knight of Fools]

Okay, I officially hate xkcd.

It describes my life in this comic.

I don't do what that guy was doing, but in my current mood, reading through her retort gave me a shrinking feeling. I mean, it's funny, but she didn't have to describe my life while she's giving some guy his comeuppance.

Goes back to reading xkcd.