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[Euld]

Still can't beat the dragon boss in Magicka ._.

[alway]

Still can't beat the dragon boss in Magicka ._.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you just run up to him and get under his belly, you become unreachable by all but the lazer attack. When you see him charge that one, put yourself in a rock shield really fast, and prepare a second, as it will punch through the first really fast.
If you do it right, you have about 50% hp left after the lazer; heal yourself up, and go back to high damage beams.

[Taco Dan]

I had to re-install windows yet again just so I could have internet again. I hate you, computer.

[Darvi]

Me mom wants me to look for universities and write an application and stuff.

Like, right now. I know it's important and all but I don't know how to do it and what and where and waaaah DDDx.

Wait. That looks stupid.

Dx


Much better.

[Angel Of Death]

Apparantly, planking's going to be banned in Australia.

This is more confusing to me than it is sad, but since our government seems to enjoy banning things, I'm going to post it here.

[Darvi]

But it's necessary to protect people from their own stupidity. Or something.

[ein]

Get out of there while you still can.
Move to Russia or something.

[Angel Of Death]

But it's necessary to protect people from their own stupidity. Or something.

It's not the governments job to protect me from my mistakes. It's my job. If I want to do something that's likely to impale me on a fence, I shall.

Get out of there while you still can.
Move to Russia or something.

Eh. Ever since Russia went capitalist, I started to dislike it.

[scriver]

...What does "planking" mean?

[Darvi]

ググレ

[Vector]

German.

Oh god D:  So much German.  So much poorly taught German.

[scriver]

I make mein own German. It is much better than the real one.

It also contains a vast larger amount of bad Nazi jokes.

[Vector]

I hate to say this, but for all the "Ohhh, German is so close to English!  It's great!" I've found learning French, Japanese, Russian, and Arabic both simpler and more engaging.

Part of my problem, I think, is that I look at it and think "Get a spellchecker, you tits, this is just embarrassing :I" and then I realize that it's spelled correctly >_>

[scriver]

Yeah, most of my classmates who picked it during middleschool had roughly the same impression. I chose Spanish, but I ended up learning a lot German anyway from my brothers studies and his insistance to speak it with my ma and pa at home. Well, a little, at least. Enough to understand it rather well, but not be very good at speaking it It's just a weird language. Hence why I prefer my own, simplified and improvised version. It's funnier too

[Darvi]

"Ohhh, German is so close to English!  It's great!"

Yeah, tha's BS.

I've found learning French[...] both simpler and more engaging.

... but I kinda think the same about this.

Part of my problem, I think, is that I look at it and think "Get a spellchecker, you tits, this is just embarrassing :I" and then I realize that it's spelled correctly >_>

I copied some notes from a classmate who in turn had them copied from somebody else. Apparently whoever had them first thought so too, because they "corrected" the grammatically fine sentences with poorly mangled German.