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[ein]

Cookie Monster.
Cannibal Corpse.
I... what the fuck are you talking about?
This guy sings more like Cookie Monster.

[Lysabild]

This guy sings more like Cookie Monster.

And sounds better in every possible way.

I honestly don't consider those cookiecutters for musicians, they're comedians at best. The sort that's so bad you giggle.

Don't you mean Cookie Monsters?

My care meter apparently haven't been filled up enough to even remember the correct terms to refer to the comedy act. That was the word that popped into my mind, it's the word I write.

[Angel Of Death]

Cookie Monster.
Cannibal Corpse.
I... what the fuck are you talking about?
This guy sings more like Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster vocals is one of the most widely used terms used for death metal vocals.

[Bohandas]

True Fact:  I would rather discuss Justin Bieber with 14 year old girls than discuss metal with metalheads.  That's how obnoxious they are.

And that makes me sad because I listen to metal.

But we're still better than punks and emos.

Emos, yes. But what's wrong with punks?

I dunno. I've got a cousin who's into punk and she always comes off as kindof (ironically) pretentious whenever she talks about it. (She's awesome otherwise though)

[Taco Dan]

Everything's crashing. My computer blue-screened for the first time ever today, although not the first time it's crashed by any means, it startled me. I'm also trying to start LPing with my new microphone, but the first two games I thought of starting with crash and/or lag horribly when I run recording software over them. I probably need a new PC, but I don't have the money.

[Angel Of Death]

My internet's fucking up big time. I think I know why, though.

[Aqizzar]

I stopped to get gas on my way home from work at 3:30AM ($4.03 for Premium? 'Bout time.)  A fratboy with a shaved head gets out of a shitty old Pontiac, cell glued to his ear, and makes a convoluted attempt to ask directions to a strip club in the area (in area chockablock with strip clubs).  I gave him some vague help, he thanked me and went into the store for some cigarettes (I had to tell him which door to go in), leaving his engine running and still hashing directions with his fratboy ilk.

What makes me sad is that I honestly wracked my brain for any recollection of his particular strip club, because I didn't want this prick who I'll never cross paths with again to go away remembering the hippie at the gas station as some kinda toolbox for not knowing where his rathole titty bar was.  The things I do to placate my self-consciousness, I swear.

[ein]

I can't seem to get my computer working right with the amp anymore. :b
It's like fizzle fizzle crack with a bit of the actual sound underneath it.
Turn up the volume to get more sound and the static goes with it.
And I'm sitting here like 'Nande!? D:'
Why, damn you, why!?

[Angel Of Death]

I was eating a taco and it split open from what I assume was heat. Boiling liquid poured onto my finger and now the skin is red.

Goddamnit.

[Taco Dan]

I was eating a taco and it split open from what I assume was heat. Boiling liquid poured onto my finger and now the skin is red.

Goddamnit.

Ha! Tacos strike back! That'll teach you to mess with us!

[Darvi]

I got E=mc² wrong on my exam.

And now I feel stuuuuupiiiid!

[Angel Of Death]

I got E=mc² wrong on my exam.

And now I feel stuuuuupiiiid!

It's alright. I can't even remember what E=mc² stands for.

[Rose]

Elephant stockpile marmot cat remains.

[Darvi]

That or it's the energy contained in stationary matter.

The test asked for the non-awesome variant.

[Vector]

Ideas = dead end.

*sigh*

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*