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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9723508 times)

Realmfighter

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21225 on: January 31, 2011, 05:06:22 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on January 31, 2011, 05:03:08 pm
My backpack has a tissue box and an empty binder in it.  Come get me.
Binder, Library book and a Text book the belongs to the school.
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on January 31, 2011, 05:03:36 pm
You didn't kick the shit out of him?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21226 on: January 31, 2011, 05:07:12 pm »
.. There's a reason I never go anywhere with out lefty and righty (1 and 2)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21227 on: January 31, 2011, 05:08:37 pm »
You punch them, and then they stab you and take your stuff anyway.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21228 on: January 31, 2011, 05:09:05 pm »
 There's a reason I don't go anywhere without my pocketknife. Unless the attacker has a gun or 200lbs on me they are gonna get a lesson on sharp thinking.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21229 on: January 31, 2011, 05:09:17 pm »
Lefty and righty 1 are my boot knives
Lefty and righty 2 are the wrist knives
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21230 on: January 31, 2011, 05:10:22 pm »
.....

I would prefer to not stab someone.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21231 on: January 31, 2011, 05:11:01 pm »
Don't care about losing your backpack then.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21232 on: January 31, 2011, 05:11:23 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on January 31, 2011, 05:09:17 pm
Lefty and righty 1 are my boot knives
Lefty and righty 2 are the wrist knives

Which are more likely to get taken by the mugger and then shoved in your bodyparts than the other way around.

WIth the added bonus that now if the police finds that you carry that shit you are in for a world of trouble.
Quote from: Realmfighter on January 31, 2011, 05:08:37 pm
You punch them, and then they stab you and take your stuff anyway.

Why not run though?


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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21233 on: January 31, 2011, 05:11:53 pm »
I have a history of getting mugged. But now I think that people are too scared of me to even attempt that.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21234 on: January 31, 2011, 05:12:15 pm »
Well, the large knives are more for an emergency thing. If someone nicked my bag I probably wouldn't chase after them to slot them.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21235 on: January 31, 2011, 05:12:29 pm »
I wouldn't like to stab someone, but I totally would if I had to.

Still, I don't carry knives around so so much for that.

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Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on January 31, 2011, 05:09:17 pm
Lefty and righty 1 are my boot knives
Lefty and righty 2 are the wrist knives

Which are more likely to get taken by the mugger and then shoved in your bodyparts than the other way around.

Baseless assumptions are the best assumptions because baseless assumptions don't stop.

Wow, I need to stop using that line.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21236 on: January 31, 2011, 05:12:34 pm »
 I never have any intent on getting blood on this knife. Just look them in the eyes all crazy-like with your knife in a proper stabbing position and they usually back off to find a better target. If they don't then they are crazy anyway and it's really up in the air whether they will rough you up or not. It all depends on how threatening you can look and how fast you can run when things go tits-up.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21237 on: January 31, 2011, 05:13:00 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on January 31, 2011, 05:11:23 pm
Why not run though?

Because if you're not fast enough, you get stabbed.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21238 on: January 31, 2011, 05:13:45 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on January 31, 2011, 05:12:34 pm
I never have any intent on getting blood on this knife. Just look them in the eyes all crazy-like with your knife in a proper stabbing position and they usually back off to find a better target. If they don't then they are crazy anyway and it's really up in the air whether they will rough you up or not. It all depends on how threatening you can look and how fast you can run when things go tits-up.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #21239 on: January 31, 2011, 05:15:01 pm »
Two hours of practice a day help to prevent them from being turned round and inserted into my body parts, a history of being brutally beaten help with resisting the pain if they did manage, unless the first stab the got killed me, they wouldn't live long enough for a second one...
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