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[smigenboger]

So, for a condensed, B12 safe version of it, I started shopping at IKEA for a bed in-dream, went to sleep on one, were I dreamed I was at a college dorm, where I was just about to go to sleep. A friend popped in a movie, and I went to sleep, where I had a dream that I took some sort of euphoric IV. I woke up from that, and went to a college class, where I started laughing and panicking uncontrollably because of a withdrawal from the painkiller from my teeth. After that I bolted upright, realizing my surroundings were a bunch of bedroom and office set-ups. I pinched myself to see if it was real, and the pinch hurt. Unfortunately, I didn't check how many fingers I had, but I'm sure I would have had 10 anyway. So I tried to get out of the bed, and suddenly couldn't move at all.

That's when I woke up "for realsies", but I still couldn't move, and I was very groggy. While in my room, I still couldn't tell if what I was experiencing was real or not, so I posted here to see if that was in fact the objective reality. Apparently it was.

I have a habit of dreaming that I wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, and get ready to leave only to actually wake up, where I have to go through the morning again.

[ToonyMan]

Sometimes when you wake up you can't move, that's probably because your body isn't done "un-paralyzing" you.  It's happen to me sometimes, not in a while though.

Speaking of which, I probably shouldn't say this but _{vampire rape.}

[smigenboger]

Well, I don't have any bite marks, and it doesn't hurt to sit down, so I think I'm okay.

[Taco Dan]

Sometimes when you wake up you can't move, that's probably because your body isn't done "un-paralyzing" you.  It's happen to me sometimes, not in a while though.

Speaking of which, I probably shouldn't say this but _{vampire rape.}

O.o

[RedKing]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

[CrossBolt]

You know when people annoy you on the corridors? this is what happened today about 5 times (after the first I wasn't fooled because I got used to it)

[ChairmanPoo]

I think sleep paralysis is really cool

[MagmaDeath]

I think sleep paralysis is really cool

It is, if you induce it.
But its scary if you don't, and don't know whats going on.

[Euld]

Trying to figure out why the business I work for hasn't sent the proper info on my health care yet o_O?  I need that little card with the little code if I want to see a doctor this year.

[Jopax]

I realized that FMA has two episodes to go, DAMN IT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO END THE AWESOME!?!??!?!

[Haspen]

I think sleep paralysis is really cool

It is, if you induce it.
But its scary if you don't, and don't know whats going on.

Oh fcuk you, many thanks for reminding me of the dream in which i've laid on my bed and my nose was melted by snakes spitting for the ceiling, while I was unable to evade teh deadly spittle.

That was scary shit.

Now I won't go to sleep, tyvm.

[Org]

I think sleep paralysis is really cool

It is, if you induce it.
But its scary if you don't, and don't know whats going on.

Oh fcuk you, many thanks for reminding me of the dream in which i've laid on my bed and my nose was melted by snakes spitting for the ceiling, while I was unable to evade teh deadly spittle.

That was scary shit.

Now I won't go to sleep, tyvm.

Are you Loki?

[Duke 2.0]

 Got a twig under my toenail and had to pull it out. Seeing something you pulled out of yourself being covered in blood is unsettling.

 Also, both my feet cramped up in the shower at the same time. Hit my elbow on the way down and now three body parts hurt.

[Grakelin]

You know what's more unnerving? Seeing somebody else's blood on something you just pulled out of yourself.
Or seeing your blood on something you just pulled out of somebody else.

But that's a story for another day.

[Vester]

You know what's more unnerving? Seeing somebody else's blood on something you just pulled out of yourself.
Or seeing your blood on something you just pulled out of somebody else.

How would you be able to tell? I mean it's not like you can look at the blood and say, "Oh, I see. This sharp object is covered in Duke 2.0's human blood."