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[The Darkling Wolf]

My dream is to do as much good as I can for the greatest amount of people I can, then have as much of my body used by science and medicine as is possible.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Won't lie and say I didn't try my damnedest to get rich.

[Scelly9]

I want to be rich so I can take rolls of money and chuck them at random people in the street.

[AlmightyOne]

I want to be rich so I can take rolls of money and chuck them at random people in the street.

For what? to start a riot 

[Furtuka]

I suddenly feel very self conscious as I realized that few of my dreams actually involve me personally. The most I hope for on that angle is really just for me to be able to have as good a life as I do now.

[Scelly9]

The reactions would be priceless.
*Random thing hits person*
"Hey, what the fuu... MONEEEYYYYYYY"

[Loud Whispers]

My dream is for people to blow up my coffin once I'm dead because they're scared I might come back.

I would enjoy some poetic justice in the weaponization of my burial. But I'll probably donate my body to science when I'm dead anyways, so grave robbers will probably have to content themselves with being hit by a bucket of preserved red herrings fired from a cannon.

[Kadzar]

My dream is for people to blow up my coffin once I'm dead because they're scared I might come back.

I would enjoy some poetic justice in the weaponization of my burial. But I'll probably donate my body to science when I'm dead anyways, so grave robbers will probably have to content themselves with being hit by a bucket of preserved red herrings fired from a cannon.

This makes me wonder if you're allowed to buy out a mausoleum and fill it with nothing but dried, salted fish for the sole purpose of trolling potential grave robbers.

[Trapezohedron]

Well, for one, I'd like to arm my corpse with self-defense mechanisms, which is to say... turrets... capable of shooting zombies or failing that, aiding them.

[AlmightyOne]

imagine a zombie with rocket launchers..HELPING other zombies!

[Eric Blank]

Maybe I will become a lich after I "die" and haunt the living.

[Trapezohedron]

It would be better if you became "that" instead.

[Lagslayer]

The assholes that lived across the street moved and abandoned their black cat. It is now homeless and appears to have a nasty infection on it's face. Seriously, fuck them and I hope they get cancer.

[FearfulJesuit]

Euclides da Cunha's style is just impenetrable. Sigh.

And I still can't find a copy of Grande Sertão: Veredas...

[Lord Shonus]

Uh... floride in the water helps keep the populous complacent. Governments are controlled by shadow governments. Moon landing was faked.  They're interesting to look into, if only because they tend to be quite imaginative.

There's a woman at work that believes every conspiracy theory. Even the ones that contradict each other. Trying to convince her of the fragile nature of most of them, I accidentally convinced her that there were no such thing as American Indians. (The idea was to illustrate the logical fallacies, double-think, and shotgun pseudo-logic that lies at the heart of all such theories by applying the same sort of logic to something that I knew enough to do it to. It backfired). It doesn't help that, when I pointed out that some of her "proof" videos were from The Onion, her response was that "Just because it's a fake news site doesn't make it automatically not true! That's how they get away with telling us."