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[10ebbor10]

Tell her she doesn't exist, and that she and all people she knows are actually a simulation made by a giant supercomputer under Disney World. They only part of her that's real are her internet comments, which are designed to provided support to the existence of Belgium.

Edit: Continuation of Theory. Belgium is actually a construct by underground communist socialist groups. It exists for the sole purpose of trying to promote communism socialism. All people in Belgium are simulated, as are all voyages. And see, it's working, they got HQ's of the EU and Nato already.

[Eric Blank]

Ehehe, I can't help but use my lab partner in one of my classes as a placeholder for her when reading that. My lab partner is pretty much the same way. Poor, stupid old woman

[Loud Whispers]

My dream is for people to blow up my coffin once I'm dead because they're scared I might come back.

I would enjoy some poetic justice in the weaponization of my burial. But I'll probably donate my body to science when I'm dead anyways, so grave robbers will probably have to content themselves with being hit by a bucket of preserved red herrings fired from a cannon.

This makes me wonder if you're allowed to buy out a mausoleum and fill it with nothing but dried, salted fish for the sole purpose of trolling potential grave robbers.

Spring loaded. Or perhaps that would not provide an age proof way of flinging salted fish at would be robbers and archaeologists.

Just imagine that. 3000 years from now they dig up a tomb and suddenly it's raining fish. Hallelujah.

[Vector]

Boy.  I'm so, so tired.  Really low-energy for the past few days, and my mouth kind of hurts.

Also, got in another fight last evening (over whether or not I've actually experienced misogyny in the math department, or if it's just that people kind of hate me personally) and another one today (over whether or not it is okay to call Obama the N-word over his terribad policies; I got called a faggot two or three times in that one).

*sigh*

[Mephansteras]

I feel for ya.

Stay strong, Vector, stay strong.

[femmelf]

My parents will not leave me alone.

I have tons of things to get done and yes, I'm worried about them/running around trying to do them.

My parents will constantly tell me to "relax" and "why don't you sit down for a minute," "what are you doing?" I already told you a million times. Please stop.

I feel like I am constantly being questioned and it is annoying, because by the time I got done explaining what I am doing, why I'm doing it and why I'm not doing the things my  parents are suggesting, I could have several things crossed off my list and done. If I could "just do X," then I would've just done X a long time ago. The IRS doesn't care that you don't agree. You don't like it? I don't like it. It doesn't matter. I just have to get through it and do it.

You are not helping. I know you may be trying to, but you are not.

[Xantalos]

Seems the Giantintheplayground site is down right now.

Dammit, I WANT TO SEE IF THERE'S BEEN AN UPDATE!

For 3 days.

[MaximumZero]

Hellacious stomach ache. Urgh.

[Lightningfalcon]

Hellacious stomach ache. Urgh.

I went through that this morning.  At two in the morning, and lasting until seven.  Got me out of school, but even that could result in some rather bad consequences due to stuff being due today, and none of the teachers responding to request for E-Mail addresses.

[MaximumZero]

It's been a couple days now, but, meh. It'll go away eventually, right?

[Sirus]

Allergiesssss Dx

Why do I take so much medicine to try and control them when I'm rendered a blind, snotty, sneezing wretch at least once per season regardless?

[Frumple]

Presumably so you don't end up a blind, snotty, sneezing, dead wretch.

Though I'm not actually sure how capable general pollen/etc. allegeries are of turning fatal. So maybe it's just to cut down on frequency. Better only once or a handful or times than 24/7 for several months straight, quiaff?

[Sirus]

I have what I like to call "seasonal allergies". I get them in the spring, in the summer, in the fall...

Not fatal so far as I know, but certainly annoying and nigh-impossible to escape from.

ETA: Ow. Ow. Ow. Faaaaack D:
I just got out of a shower to wash the crud from my eyes so I can see. Now it's coming back already. Gonna go make a cold compress and see if that helps...

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Infect yourself with some worms! They'll calm down your histamine-producers!
Basically, we grew up with worms- as the constant battle/tug of war between our own immune system and the worms raged on, each side continually tried to counter the other, with our body getting more aggressive forms of finding and smiting the parasites and the parasites going "hey man, just calm down man, I'm just gonna eat your blood and lay eggs inside your body man, nothing bad, just play it cool." So, now that we've gotten rid of these nasty critters, our immune system is still coasting on the anti-parasite roid rage that would normally be countered by the secretions of the worms- the result is an increase in allergies.

Also: I'd highly discourage donating your body to medicine/science. Organ donor's great, but you don't want to know what they do with the cadavers of the poor sods who generously gave their bodies away.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Also: I'd highly discourage donating your body to medicine/science. Organ donor's great, but you don't want to know what they do with the cadavers of the poor sods who generously gave their bodies away.

Why should I care about what happens to my body if I'm dead? They can let pre-med students steal my preserved cadaver and use it as a Halloween prop for all I care.