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[Dunamisdeos]

I'm moving to the US in a month.

I hope you'll spend your embark points wisely.

We have this educational game that's all about moving to the US that I'm told helps immensely.

It's called "Oregon Trail" and most people spend all their money on bacon and alcohol to win. In this way it is very grounded in reality.

You sure it wasn't a wagonload of grandfather clocks?

They won't let those on the plane, trust me. Anything more unusual than an iPhone will send US Security into a frothing rage. Be sure to have a raw steak, or perhaps a red bouncing ball on hand to placate their frenzy.

[TamerVirus]

Always ford the river

ALWAYS

[overseer05-15]

I'm moving to the US in a month.

I hope you'll spend your embark points wisely.

giant cave spider silk socks (98)
whip wine (2)
>Embark

[Bumber]

Always ford the river

ALWAYS

Don't trust the Indian guide!

[Loud Whispers]

Is Florida an evil biome

[TamerVirus]

Never travel alone at night lest ye be torn apart by the inssently crackling Florida Men

[Dunamisdeos]

Is Florida an evil biome

A better question is "Are any parts of it not"

[Frumple]

Nah, we're not an evil biome. Evil biomes took one look at the hellswamp and decided to go find somewhere more liveable.

Not even blood rain wants anything to do with Florida Man, only those too poor to flee, too drugged to care, and/or too old to notice the air trying to strangle them in their sleep awake :V

[Max™]

Nah, we're not an evil biome. Evil biomes took one look at the hellswamp and decided to go find somewhere more liveable.

Not even blood rain wants anything to do with Florida Man, only those too poor to flee, too drugged to care, and/or too old to notice the air trying to strangle them in their sleep awake :V

It's true, last story I saw was about "man bites brother's penis off after finding him having sex with cousin on his dbz blanket" and nothing about that is particularly unusual in florida.

[Dunamisdeos]

Florida man accomplishes 6 impossible things before breakfast.

[Egan_BW]

Is Florida an evil biome

No, it's Blighttown.

[JoshuaFH]

Florida man accomplishes 6 impossible things before breakfast.

The truth however, is that Florida Man isn't a real person. Florida isn't even a real place. It's an old wives tale, a metaphor, for the latent insanity that lurks inside everyone. So you could say everyone has a little bit of Florida Man inside them, deep in their hearts, and he's on PCP and trying to eat his way out.

[Egan_BW]

No, Florida is real, it's just not a land mass. It's a giant psychic ocean parasite, leeching America's intelligence and making us do stupid things.

[Dunamisdeos]

I thought it was another name for citrus fruits.

[Yoink]

I'm moving to the US in a month.

That's awesome, though I must admit I am rather jealous.
What part?