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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16296773 times)

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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178260 on: November 22, 2016, 03:11:57 pm »

RE: Pants

Sweatpants. Preferably the type with pockets.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178261 on: November 22, 2016, 03:17:26 pm »

RE: Pants

Sweatpants. Preferably the type with pockets.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178262 on: November 22, 2016, 03:32:23 pm »

I love sweatpants, I kind of wish they didn't look so silly in public. I used to wear them outside back when I didn't give a shit. It was comfy as hell.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178263 on: November 22, 2016, 04:14:18 pm »

I like shorts, as I can show off my sexy hairy legs in public.  In the summers, I complete the look with socks & sandals.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178264 on: November 22, 2016, 04:14:45 pm »

I love sweatpants, I kind of wish they didn't look so silly in public. I used to wear them outside back when I didn't give a shit. It was comfy as hell.
I mean if you got, how you say
dat ass
they don't look so silly.

Then again, at a certain BAI value, even a tie-dyed piece of old tarp stops looking silly, so I dunno.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178265 on: November 22, 2016, 04:32:37 pm »

Yoga pants, goddamn.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178266 on: November 22, 2016, 04:54:31 pm »

Man, I don't know how I feel about yoga pants. On other people, sure, but they look like the high form of uncomfyness for me. But if the missus want to wear something that makes them look like they're practically naked and prance on the streets, hey, may they enjoy their magical buttprison.

Its so odd that people started adopting them on practically any environment, though. I've seen girls wandering around uni with yoga pants before. Ah yes, the exhuding academicness hits my eyes like a brick shaped like saturday morning exercise tapes of yore.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178267 on: November 22, 2016, 05:06:22 pm »

The pants themselves look stupid and seem to sane folk like an awfully impractical thing to wear, but who can argue with a big round butt being displayed, nay, flaunted and accentuated right before their eyes?
I complain about many things that mildly annoy me, but in this case the pros generally outweigh the cons. :P   
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178268 on: November 22, 2016, 05:22:49 pm »

In the case of yoga pants, sometimes you just cant help but stare. It's a stupid fashion trend if you think about it, really, but if people are so confident about their backsides...

I dont think you could get away with it, if you're male, unless you've got really tiny bits. Indecent exposure and sexual harassment charges everywhere.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178269 on: November 22, 2016, 05:54:12 pm »

In ballet, male dancers wear special underwear to support their junk, when putting on tight trousers to show off their muscles and/or bottoms. It works! I'd imagine it'd work for yoga pants too. Buttpants, for everyone!

Anyway, this topic is giving me a certain Sir Mixalot vibe. I'm okay with this.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178270 on: November 22, 2016, 06:01:21 pm »

Yeah, anyway, we were talking about sweatpants in the beginning? If you've got butt, those will usually do something to show it off even without junk-supporting underwear. Not full-on yoga pants - tier, but it's something, I guess.

In ballet, male dancers wear special underwear to support their junk, when putting on tight trousers to show off their muscles and/or bottoms. It works! I'd imagine it'd work for yoga pants too. Buttpants, for everyone!
Is the special underwear basically a jockstrap? Or more like the crotch armor you use when doing fighty-type sports?
...I know jack shit about ballet, and all I know comes from the first two episodes of Princess Tutu.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178271 on: November 22, 2016, 06:04:59 pm »

Can't you just wear a g-string and be done with it? Jeez.   
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178272 on: November 22, 2016, 08:13:44 pm »

What like a man-g?
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178273 on: November 22, 2016, 08:52:58 pm »

Yeah, anyway, we were talking about sweatpants in the beginning? If you've got butt, those will usually do something to show it off even without junk-supporting underwear. Not full-on yoga pants - tier, but it's something, I guess.

In ballet, male dancers wear special underwear to support their junk, when putting on tight trousers to show off their muscles and/or bottoms. It works! I'd imagine it'd work for yoga pants too. Buttpants, for everyone!
Is the special underwear basically a jockstrap? Or more like the crotch armor you use when doing fighty-type sports?
...I know jack shit about ballet, and all I know comes from the first two episodes of Princess Tutu.

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...ehem. I think Dance Belts are less like armor, and more like a binder for the crotch-region. I'm not sure how that compares to a jockstrap though?

Also yes, if one has got The Butt, sweatpants will help one flaunt it the same as the much-vaunted Yoga Pants. So will jeans or other cotton pants with the right cut, though. That's my preference, personally; I don't like overly clingy clothes, and pockets are a must. :<
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178274 on: November 22, 2016, 08:57:43 pm »

Problem is, g strings look incredibly uncomfy, but if someone was to make such a commitment as wearing male yoga pants, that wouldn't be entirely unthinkable.

I have a dire problem with having underwear grab my butt >:U, altough I somehow can cope with boxers? I didn't like them at first but it was girlfriend mandate.
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