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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15803256 times)

Avis-Mergulus

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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178230 on: November 22, 2016, 02:06:56 am »

There's no excuse to lack for pockets.

it's a conspiracy by the fashion industry to sell overpriced purses and shit

at least, that's my theory as to why women's clothing never has any fucking pockets

in other news, i'd like to praise the genius who came up with beer that's made with coffee
What beer is that? I know beer that's made with chocolate, but coffee beer also sounds good.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178231 on: November 22, 2016, 02:19:11 am »

Shorts for the win, man. Temperature is falling below freezing, but shorts all the way. Freeze my bits off if I have to.

Also, t-shirts, though they're easier to adapt to, I get to wear a massive Packers winter coat during Winter.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178232 on: November 22, 2016, 03:02:02 am »

Nah, linen is where it's at. Let's you be cool and loose in summer. Jeans is a good backup for going outside in winter, though.

in other news, i'd like to praise the genius who came up with beer that's made with coffee

Please send pictures and/or specifics so I can order some to my local liqour store.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178233 on: November 22, 2016, 03:05:34 am »

There's no excuse to lack for pockets.

it's a conspiracy by the fashion industry to sell overpriced purses and shit

at least, that's my theory as to why women's clothing never has any fucking pockets
Not in Russia, apparently, since the dresses I saw had a lot of pockets in them, too. Like, 4-to-8 pockets.

Or maybe it's because their wearer also liked pockets. That could definitely be a possibility.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178234 on: November 22, 2016, 03:08:57 am »

Shoot, if it wasn't literally freezing outside I would be tempted to break out my utilitykilt. AKA cargo skirt!

JK it's super warm, definitely giving it a (pokemon) go when I'm back home :D

Also the stars at this place are so clear I could post it in the sad or terrified threads, but mostly happy.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178235 on: November 22, 2016, 03:17:45 am »

it's super warm, definitely giving it a (pokemon) go when I'm back home :D
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178236 on: November 22, 2016, 03:44:18 am »

There's no excuse to lack for pockets.

it's a conspiracy by the fashion industry to sell overpriced purses and shit

at least, that's my theory as to why women's clothing never has any fucking pockets
Not in Russia, apparently, since the dresses I saw had a lot of pockets in them, too. Like, 4-to-8 pockets.

Or maybe it's because their wearer also liked pockets. That could definitely be a possibility.

I have on multiple occasions heard women complaining that female jeans only have fake pockets. Like, wat? How could you ever not have pockets in your jeans? Everyone who buys a pair of jeans is entitled to at least 4 pockets, goddamit.

...and I also believe in that consipracy ein believes in.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2016, 03:46:07 am by Comrade P. »
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178237 on: November 22, 2016, 04:23:09 am »

There's no excuse to lack for pockets.

it's a conspiracy by the fashion industry to sell overpriced purses and shit

at least, that's my theory as to why women's clothing never has any fucking pockets
Not in Russia, apparently, since the dresses I saw had a lot of pockets in them, too. Like, 4-to-8 pockets.

Or maybe it's because their wearer also liked pockets. That could definitely be a possibility.

I have on multiple occasions heard women complaining that female jeans only have fake pockets. Like, wat? How could you ever not have pockets in your jeans? Everyone who buys a pair of jeans is entitled to at least 4 pockets, goddamit.

...and I also believe in that consipracy ein believes in.
I mean, I think male skintight jeans also have fake pockets, right?
Anyway, I agree that it's pockets all the way or go home.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178238 on: November 22, 2016, 06:10:07 am »

I must confess, I sometimes wear only pockets for pants.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178239 on: November 22, 2016, 06:29:07 am »

My girlfriend is constantly complaining about how most of her pants have fake pockets or pockets so tiny they might as well be fake, and I'm pretty sure that, given the opportunity, she'd prob prefer to wear male clothing instead. Not like I haven't already assumed that I've been actualy dating a boy pretending to be a girl all this time :v
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178240 on: November 22, 2016, 06:48:35 am »

Yep. That's why I give it up on the first date.
Easiest way to verify that I do in fact have maleparts.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2016, 06:55:44 am by Tack »
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178241 on: November 22, 2016, 06:51:51 am »

Tack exposes himself to potential significant others on the first date as a bonding ritual.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178242 on: November 22, 2016, 06:52:44 am »

Holy crap people are making badass cyberdecks
Awesome. My current laptop is falling apart mechanically, so it might be time to get a new one soon. I now know what kind of portable computer I'll want.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178243 on: November 22, 2016, 06:58:05 am »

Tack exposes himself to potential significant others on the first date as a bonding ritual.
Sure do
I never enter a relationship if I can't be sure biological affirmation won't be on the table later.
One of those sad white & blacks about being a binary hetero.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178244 on: November 22, 2016, 07:04:10 am »

Tack exposes himself to potential significant others on the first date as a bonding ritual.
Sure do
I never enter a relationship if I can't be sure biological affirmation won't be on the table later.
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