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[Spehss _]

Brought in a big bowl of M&Ms and Skittles to share at work today, and the greatest challenge has been keeping the shit-eating grin off my face until somebody actually tries to eat a handful at one go without having realized what's going on. I may not often do April 1st pranks, but when I do, they're as childish as possible.

Wait, what's going on. Did you put laxatives in the skittles or something?

Oh wait, skittles are harder to chew than m&ms. Is that it?

[Evilsx]

Finally got around to watching 'Sword Art Online' and might have my 2nd favorite anime after watching season 1 and...
ITS JUST REALLY GREAT AND STUFF AND I WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO MOST ANIME FANS

[KingofstarrySkies]

I enjoyed SAO.

Also, on the topic of DF and being able to fuck shit up on a mythological level:

Imagine the reports. An adventurer slaughters a city, and fades into myth. Songs are written about the day he fell upon the town. A statue is built over the ruins.

Dwarf Fortress.

[Baffler]

Brought in a big bowl of M&Ms and Skittles to share at work today, and the greatest challenge has been keeping the shit-eating grin off my face until somebody actually tries to eat a handful at one go without having realized what's going on. I may not often do April 1st pranks, but when I do, they're as childish as possible.

Wait, what's going on. Did you put laxatives in the skittles or something?

Oh wait, skittles are harder to chew than m&ms. Is that it?

I thought it was because the flavors... don't mix well.

[Arx]

Brought in a big bowl of M&Ms and Skittles to share at work today, and the greatest challenge has been keeping the shit-eating grin off my face until somebody actually tries to eat a handful at one go without having realized what's going on. I may not often do April 1st pranks, but when I do, they're as childish as possible.

Wait, what's going on. Did you put laxatives in the skittles or something?

Oh wait, skittles are harder to chew than m&ms. Is that it?

I assume it's because the poor sod will be expecting a mouthful of chocolate.

[Spehss _]

I thought it was because the flavors... don't mix well.

Fortunately I have a small bag of m&ms and skittles with which to perform science.

...Not too bad. It's good and then there's a brief bleah moment where the chocolate and sour blends together and then it's good again.

Would've been a better prank with laxatives. All pranks are better with laxatives.

[Orange Wizard]

All pranks are better with laxatives.

QFT

Anyway, actual happy: last day of term! I get two weeks off to work on my quantum stockpile of assignments!

[Steelmagic]

Got a good dinner, this is good.

[Bauglir]

All pranks are better with laxatives.

Also, more illegal! Pranks are better when they lead to annoyance and surprise than when they lead to bowel movements and lawsuits.

[Bauglir]

I am back!
I have successfully carried bags full of donations through mountain trails under cold, rain and fog to people in need in a small town, and helped repair some of the benches for the small town's church.
Much fun was had helping people and then messing around afterwards.

Caroline wins the thread!

[GiglameshDespair]

All pranks are better with laxatives.

Also, more illegal! Pranks are better when they lead to annoyance and surprise than when they lead to bowel movements and lawsuits.

Personally, I like to offer people chocolates, and when they eat them, ha! Jokes on them, it's deadly poison. Unfortunately none of them seem to laugh with me. Or do much, really, except lie face down on the floor and not move.

[i2amroy]

All pranks are better with laxatives.

Also, more illegal! Pranks are better when they lead to annoyance and surprise than when they lead to bowel movements and lawsuits.

Yeah, tricking someone into eating laxatives can go all of the way up to the "attempted murder" level, since it's totally possible to kill somebody that way (there was a big thing where somebody accidentally killed somebody though something that was intended to be a prank a few years back).

[timferius]

All pranks are better with laxatives.

Also, more illegal! Pranks are better when they lead to annoyance and surprise than when they lead to bowel movements and lawsuits.

Personally, I like to offer people chocolates, and when they eat them, ha! Jokes on them, it's deadly poison. Unfortunately none of them seem to laugh with me. Or do much, really, except lie face down on the floor and not move.

Some people just can't take a joke. Honestly, like when I jump around the corner with a nerf gun and fire and then SURPRISE, HA, it's actually a real gun painted bright colours! They tend to just gurgle at me and fall over. Make a god-awful mess too.

[GiglameshDespair]

All pranks are better with laxatives.

Also, more illegal! Pranks are better when they lead to annoyance and surprise than when they lead to bowel movements and lawsuits.

Personally, I like to offer people chocolates, and when they eat them, ha! Jokes on them, it's deadly poison. Unfortunately none of them seem to laugh with me. Or do much, really, except lie face down on the floor and not move.

Some people just can't take a joke. Honestly, like when I jump around the corner with a nerf gun and fire and then SURPRISE, HA, it's actually a real gun painted bright colours! They tend to just gurgle at me and fall over. Make a god-awful mess too.

Honestly, some people have just no sense of humour, you know?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I am back!
I have successfully carried bags full of donations through mountain trails under cold, rain and fog to people in need in a small town, and helped repair some of the benches for the small town's church.
Much fun was had helping people and then messing around afterwards.

Caroline wins the thread!

Caroline does, in fact, win the thread, along with a 100 internets and a years supply of twix.
How do you feel about your victory, Caroline?