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[Yoink]

Pffft, why the heck would you use the 'Unread Replies' function anyway.
I've never understood the point.

[Xantalos]

So you can just go to a thread whenever it had replies in it rather than holding a bunch of tabs open all the time and refreshing them on occasion. It's helpful for me.

[Darvi]

Instead you have one tab open and refreshing that, only to be disappointed because it gets flooded with posts from spammy threads you have no interest in.

Instead of, I dunno, just checking the subforums like a normal person.

[Arx]

I follow threads on pretty much every board except Curses. It's handy to have all of those in one place.

[Xantalos]

Instead you have one tab open and refreshing that, only to be disappointed because it gets flooded with posts from spammy threads you have no interest in.

Instead of, I dunno, just checking the subforums like a normal person.

Too much scrolling for me to bother.

[Levi]

I got my 23andme genetic testing results back today.  Pretty much no major bad results other than an increased risk of Alzheimer and metabolizing some drugs too fast.  Also I'm ultra-resistant to male pattern baldness, which will be fun to tease my balding brother with.     I also have some muscle gene variant that is often present in olympic sprinters. 

Also it said I have wet earwax, but honestly I clean my ears every day and I'm never seen any earwax at all. 

[WillowLuman]

Can I steal your genes? Well, just the MPB ones.

So, I think I've figured out the best thing about college. It's having people put a gun to your head to go outside your comfort zone, to look up/read/watch/experience things that you'd never seek out on your own time, but which are still worthwhile and very interesting.

[Yoink]

A little spider (not a cute one, still impressive looking, just on a small scale) just crawled dramatically across my laptop screen.
I have the light off, so I just saw its silhouette suddenly appear.

[BFEL]

It's having people put a gun to your head

SUCH HAPPINESS

[AlleeCat]

So, following up on something I saw in GD the other day, I put milk in with my scrambled eggs this morning, and they were waaay more light and fluffy than usual. Thanks for the tip, whoever it was that brought it up!

[timferius]

I still can't believe people DON'T put milk in their scrambled eggs honestly. It's how I was raised. Also, if you have left over french toast milk, you can make vanilla scrambled eggs for the side out of it, since it's basically the same thing just with vanilla (at least mine is).

[Bauglir]

Brought in a big bowl of M&Ms and Skittles to share at work today, and the greatest challenge has been keeping the shit-eating grin off my face until somebody actually tries to eat a handful at one go without having realized what's going on. I may not often do April 1st pranks, but when I do, they're as childish as possible.

[Itnetlolor]

I achieved a stealth operation last night, and met with success the following morning. A classic prank.

Spoiler: Operation: Krazy Kitchen (click to show/hide)

Summary:
Sneak into the kitchen late at night, and silently open every door (besides anything that automatically lights up (like the oven), or holds perishables (fridge/freezer)).

The real trick is opening everything in the dark (fortunately, I had help from a full moon shining through), and silently (given there's plenty of sqeeky doors, it's in itself, a challenge) without disturbing everyone else; especially helps if they sleep like a rock.

[AlleeCat]

I know this is supposed to be an April Fools joke, but it's actually really an awesome podcast-y thing.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Mmm, pizza...
Y'know, I always thought it was weir that cartoons depicted pizza as having enough cheese to drown the world, when I've never seen anything like that IRL.