Oh, that reminds me. I work at a college and was talking with my professor and his family (his wife was hosting a Kid's Camp, and his own kid's brought up food for the family to eat (kid's as in them being 19+)) before class today in a lobby area. I was sitting on a couch behind them and just generally chatting with them when I noticed there being a couple outside across the bridge (we were on the second floor, there's a bridge that goes out from the building across the street).
Well, you know how young couples are. Pretty soon they started making out on the bridge. Pretty calmly at first. We were making jokes about it and were deciding whether or not to call the campus cops to rain on their day. Well apparently the guy was a pretty good kisser or something because it ended up making the girl fall down, or something.
The fun part is that there were at least two people who passed them on the bridge, but the two making out didn't notice them in the least. By this time we actually accrued an audience of like ten people just sitting around and making really bad jokes about them. I got pulled away right around this point to go help a student in the lab, though a couple of minutes later my teacher comes walking and laughing down the hallway. Apparently they got to the point where the girl was straddling the guy (still clothed, though there were strange motions going on) when our guidance counselor on the floor walked outside and started yelling at the both of them, around the lines of "Why don't you two get a room!? Don't you know you've got an audience of at least ten people inside?! People are trying to work here!"
Good times were had today.