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[MaximumZero]

TomatoBrother confirmed for DSP.

Derp Squad Personnel?

[Alev]

Digital signal processing?

Maybe demand-side platform or Delaware state police.

Edit: Deathlike Silence Productions. That, I bet.

[Orange Wizard]

Dangerous Systems Panderer.

[TamerVirus]

Dwarven Sewer Potatos

[IronTomato]

DarkSydePhil, a Youtubeman who is famously bad at MGS.

Another thing he's known for is blaming the game for his mistakes, which my brother also did.

[Alev]

Dwarven Sewer Potatos

y u no spel

Dwarven Sewer Potatoes

[Mictlantecuhtli]

I have a friend who is legitimately the worst video game player I've seen. He has no precision or reaction time, I watch him struggle with platformers. If I taped him playing anything [and invariably failing] and put it on youtube as a Let's Play the things people say about him would be simply awful.






This man is writing a dissertation on spine surgery.. He surprisingly loves pretty much all video games, despite being frustratingly terrible. He asked me to show him how to play Dwarf Fortress. That's fortitude.

[hops]

Did anyone say DSP?

Well he has an internet connection...

I bet you he has HBO.

I bet internet on the Moon is cheaper than New Zealand internet...

[MaximumZero]

Did anyone say DSP?

-DSPsnip-

Nicely played.

[Tawa]

My sister just linked me to pokedraw.net and I can't stop laughing at my own creations.

45 seconds to draw whatever Pokémon it gives you.
25 seconds in to any given attempt and my brain is shouting "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE -OH GOD I CAN'T FIX THIS" before shutting down and letting fate take its course.

My attempt at a Meowth just now literally made tears come out of my face.

Spoiler: nooooo (click to show/hide)

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Tried the site. Got Onix.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Also, it's really annoying how occasionally somebody draws and shares a phallus. I also kinda wish that they had Pokémon from other gens as well, but oh well.

I finally got my brother to play MGS2.

He has the attention span of a flea, so he ended up skipping the opening cutscene and basic controls. Throughout the time he played he kept stumbling into the paths of guards while fumbling with the shooting controls, complaining because the trigger wouldn't make it work.

Eventually, he walked into the IR sensors that set off bombs while he was wearing a cardboard box because he couldn't figure out how to unequip it. He complained about randomly exploding, and then ragequit.

TomatoBrother confirmed for DSP.

I gotta try this game some time.

[hops]

Also, it's really annoying how occasionally somebody draws and shares a phallus. I also kinda wish that they had Pokémon from other gens as well, but oh well.

Pokemon Semen White was not very well received by the adult audiences.

[Lyeos]

I finally got my brother to play MGS2.

He has the attention span of a flea, so he ended up skipping the opening cutscene and basic controls. Throughout the time he played he kept stumbling into the paths of guards while fumbling with the shooting controls, complaining because the trigger wouldn't make it work.

Eventually, he walked into the IR sensors that set off bombs while he was wearing a cardboard box because he couldn't figure out how to unequip it. He complained about randomly exploding, and then ragequit.

TomatoBrother confirmed for DSP.

Okay, you need to start him off with something simple, then.
I suggest Megaman X.

[NAV]

Hundreds of fresh raspberries growing in my garden.

[Tawa]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

^{_{this post provided by Gizoogle}}

[Alev]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

_{^{this post provided by Gizoogle}}

Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.