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[MaximumZero]

as all medical advice says for... everything, avoid spicy and fatty foods!

cold? avoid fatty and spicy foods!
diarrhoea? avoid fatty and spicy foods!
skin tumor? yeah, you can guess.

My answer to this?

cold? Eat buffalo wings!
diarrhoea? Eat buffalo wings!
skin tumor? Eat ALL the buffalo wings!

I mean, if you're dying you might as well eat buffalo wings. It isn't like you have there is anything better to do in the entire world.

There, all fixed.

[Hanslanda]

I think one of the reasons I did soda aside from the fact that it wasn't alcoholic and I really needed something that wasn't, was the energy it provided. Oddly enough it's not helping with my primary block right now, anxiety. [shrugs]. Soda was clearly the lesser of two evils for me, and it wasn't even all THAT terrible.

Y U NO SAY DRINK?!?
o.O

Soda is the new crack.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think one of the reasons I did soda aside from the fact that it wasn't alcoholic and I really needed something that wasn't, was the energy it provided. Oddly enough it's not helping with my primary block right now, anxiety. [shrugs]. Soda was clearly the lesser of two evils for me, and it wasn't even all THAT terrible.

Y U NO SAY DRINK?!?
o.O

Soda is the new crack.

Technically speaking it is the old crack. The OG crack, if you will. Coca-Cola's name isn't just for show.

[Frumple]

o.O

Soda is the new old crack.

Fiiixed~ And ninja'd. Bah.

Though yeah, soda doesn't really do anything to me until I notice a few hours later my heart is still beating noticeably faster than normal. Stimulant is stimulant. Don't drink after like, noon, if you want to sleep well. Some of them helps with a sore throat for some ungodly reason, though.

Also good for cleaning car batteries! And meat tenderizer. Secret (ish) ingredient to the steaks that still have not been beaten by any restaurant I've visited was Mr. Pibb early in the cooking process. And pecan wood, I guess. The "grill" was two bricks and one of those metal rack thingies.

[Putnam]

I like this guy.

[Kadzar]

I'm rebooting the Feudalism Thread.

[Mego]

everyone read this right now

Best story ever.

[Hanslanda]

o.O

Soda is the new old crack.

Fiiixed~ And ninja'd. Bah.

Though yeah, soda doesn't really do anything to me until I notice a few hours later my heart is still beating noticeably faster than normal. Stimulant is stimulant. Don't drink after like, noon, if you want to sleep well. Some of them helps with a sore throat for some ungodly reason, though.

Also good for cleaning car batteries! And meat tenderizer. Secret (ish) ingredient to the steaks that still have not been beaten by any restaurant I've visited was Mr. Pibb early in the cooking process. And pecan wood, I guess. The "grill" was two bricks and one of those metal rack thingies.

Wierd, I can drink soda and go right to bed. Then again, I used to be able to do cocaine and go right to bed too, so here's a grain of salt...

[Wrex]

o.O

Soda is the new old crack.

Fiiixed~ And ninja'd. Bah.

Though yeah, soda doesn't really do anything to me until I notice a few hours later my heart is still beating noticeably faster than normal. Stimulant is stimulant. Don't drink after like, noon, if you want to sleep well. Some of them helps with a sore throat for some ungodly reason, though.

Also good for cleaning car batteries! And meat tenderizer. Secret (ish) ingredient to the steaks that still have not been beaten by any restaurant I've visited was Mr. Pibb early in the cooking process. And pecan wood, I guess. The "grill" was two bricks and one of those metal rack thingies.

Wierd, I can drink soda and go right to bed. Then again, I used to be able to do cocaine and go right to bed too, so here's a grain of salt...

It depends on how much of a heavyweight you are. I've never had issues sleeping after a soda (Granted, I sleep terribly anyway.)

[Frumple]

Not sleeping well =/= not sleeping

I can sleep while still under the stuff's effect, but it's very noticeable the next morning compared to when I don't, yeah.

[Criptfeind]

I'm rebooting the Feudalism Thread.

Calling yourself king? For shame.

[Kadzar]

I'm rebooting the Feudalism Thread.

Calling yourself king? For shame.

Hey, if somebody else wants the job, they can take it. I just figured we needed a monarch of some sort before we got started on the whole feudalism thing.

[Scelly9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YqpO58x7vuE#!

DARPA is made of evil geniuses.

[Hanslanda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YqpO58x7vuE#!

DARPA is made of evil geniuses.

Robotic Cheetahs that run far faster than human sprinters? This is a good start.

[Aklyon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YqpO58x7vuE#!

DARPA is made of evil geniuses.

Robotic Cheetahs that run far faster than human sprinters? This is a good start.

Bu do they outrun normal cheetahs?