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[alway]

I have my birth certificate for filing important papers.  It's pretty cool, tells the story of my birth.

Date Filed, 12/06/90.  A little late, I thought they signed them as soon as you were out?

Child name:  Barack Hussein Obama...  That's weird.

Obama is really Cthulhu?!? Ye gods, the Republicans were right! Obama getting elected really is the end of the world!

[Darvi]

I'd still vote for him though.

[RedKing]

I'd still vote for him though.

Word. He'd still be the lesser evil.

[Simmura McCrea]

The Daily Mail song.

[RedKing]

Sony issues new EULA prohibiting users from suing them. For *anything*. 

Playstation Network promptly crashes. 

[Leafsnail]

The Daily Mail song.

We're aware this video won't mean an awful lot if you've never heard of The Daily Mail, but on the plus side, you've never heard of The Daily Mail.

Brilliant.

[RedKing]

Conversation had with my supervisor, trying to calm him down after RAEG moment because of another team's incompetence:

Me: "Now, now...anger leads to hate leads to the Dark Side."

Him: "Which leads to being able to shoot lightning out of your hands and choke people at a distance."

Me: "True, you'd have that going for you. So maybe it's not much of a deterrent."

Him: "Plus, they always had the best ships."

[Urist Imiknorris]

Sony issues new EULA prohibiting users from suing them. For *anything*. 

I find this to be more of a because it's not like many judges will take an EULA seriously.

[freeformschooler]

Man I love physics.

It's my favorite subject.

It deals with the equations behind how much it hurts when I punch someone while sleepy as opposed to while angry. And then I use said equations to formulate how much it hurts when I do the same but while both sleepy and angry.

[Darvi]

Five minutes ago, I had pizza.

Now I don't :3

[Vattic]

The Daily Mail song.

That has cheered me up considerably. Thank you.

[jc6036]

I finally decided to sit down and learn how to play Aurora. Fantastic 4X game, I must say. I'm so glad that I went through the tutorial(s).

[Aklyon]

I finally decided to sit down and learn how to play Aurora. Fantastic 4X game, I must say. I'm so glad that I went through the tutorial(s).

What tutorials?

[ToonyMan]

Encounter two people you like within five minutes of each other by random coincidence?  Awesome I need some socializing oh gog Wednesdays I am a machine

[jc6036]

What tutorials?

There are a bunch to go through on the games wiki. I found a quickstart guide hidden in the depths of the reference section for ships, that's a good starting point.