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[Virex]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

But it won't work that way. Matter isn't infinitely divisible, so it breaks down at about the level where it makes the transition from a mixture of molecules to single molecules (pure alcohol, as a 1 alcohol molecule drink would give you, really can't be called beer; nor could an individual water molecule).

Unless of course it's homeopathic beer, in which case its effects on its drinkers get progressively stronger even without any molecules at all.

The point ------------------>


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Your head: \O/

[Duke 2.0]

 He's a scientist, not a mathematician. The point hit him squarely in his massive egg-shaped head.

[Heliman]

This made me laugh my ass off today.

[freeformschooler]

This made me laugh my ass off today.

That is the funniest thing I've seen in about a week.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Same here.

[Darvi]

Vriska nooooo!

[Pandarsenic]

COCAAAAINE

This made me laugh my ass off today.

That is the funniest thing I've seen in about a week.

Oh my god I can't stop laughing.

[Greiger]

the origonal video of this was strangely adorable.

The addition of 4 words in a lolcats caption format made it hilarious.

[Gunner-Chan]

That is the best thing. The best.

[Darvi]

Them drugged spiders are crazy.

And Canadians too.

[Mindmaker]

Xenoblade Chronicles.
Whoever thought up the Collectopedia, is a genius... and at the same time a gigantic prick.

[Vector]

Finally checked the solutions for today's exam.  Yes, I did do it right.  I'm very proud of myself.

Also: returned three books; finally got one off hold that I need for side-work.

Bad side: I returned 1,000 pages of books and got 1,000 pages of book back.  This is pretty bad for my back.  I thought there was going to be some sort of general lessening of mass.

Other bad side: Someone else put that book on hold, and therefore I have all 1,000 pages for but a single week.

[Heliman]

Bad side: I returned 1,000 pages of books and got 1,000 pages of book back.  This is pretty bad for my back.  I thought there was going to be some sort of general lessening of mass.

New idea: leg-packs. Go to class and work your thighs at the same time! i could make millions.

[Burnt Pies]

Watched a friend playing Amnesia. Pretty funny, especially in the Prison where he decided to taunt the patrolling monster from the 'safety' of a cell he'd blocked with a bed, and the monster just batters the door down. Also an earlier ninja escape from the same monster where he hurls a chair at its head and runs away as it staggers. Brilliant.

[Itnetlolor]

Watched a friend playing Amnesia. Pretty funny, especially in the Prison where he decided to taunt the patrolling monster from the 'safety' of a cell he'd blocked with a bed, and the monster just batters the door down. Also an earlier ninja escape from the same monster where he hurls a chair at its head and runs away as it staggers. Brilliant.

You gotta watch this in it's entirety.

To say the least, I would be as brave as these folks when playing, and probably try to piggyback one of these horrorterrors myself as well.

Spoiler alert, the clip shows what these horrorterrors look like up close. Not like it makes any difference to me. I'll still try to give one a surprise hug. :3

EDIT:
Personal Amnesia Challenge:
Metal Gear: Memory Seeker

Can I hide from HTs by having a barrel or sufficiently large enough object obscuring it's vision from noticing me? Can I actively sneak past it with such thing always facing it? I know I won't lose sanity by doing so. Let's abuse that little quirk when I get around to it. On October's Livestream sessions: Let's Screw Around in Castle Brennenburg.