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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16303195 times)

Criptfeind

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« Reply #35355 on: January 13, 2011, 11:21:04 pm »

Okay.
Were I to cut out your stomach, cook it, and serve it to you, would you eat it?

If I were to be in a position where you could cut out my stomach, cook it, and place it in front of me without me either getting away fighting back or dying I don't think I would have much of a choice.
I am not so sure. A simple definition of eat is "To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption" so I don't think you can eat anything without a stomach.

It will just sorta fall out the hole.

Someone else's?
Spoiler: Menudo? (click to show/hide)

Looks like it might have fish, what you trying to pull?

I looked it up, it sounds tasty.
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« Reply #35356 on: January 13, 2011, 11:22:29 pm »

Mexican (adopted Mexican, he's actually Greek) friend of mine fed his fiancée menudo.
She thought it was delicious.
Then he said it was cow stomach.

As for the digestion, you can staple the esophagus to the entrails, bypassing the stomach altogether and still allowing for digestion.

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« Reply #35357 on: January 13, 2011, 11:23:23 pm »

And now he does not have a wedding planned anymore?
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« Reply #35358 on: January 13, 2011, 11:24:35 pm »

IS THERE ANYONE YOU WILL NOT EAT :[

Unlike realmfighter, Ill eat any meat even if it's not put in front of me.

Ill eat the meat. All of it. Off your pitiful meat heads!
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« Reply #35359 on: January 13, 2011, 11:25:24 pm »

As for the digestion, you can staple the esophagus to the entrails, bypassing the stomach altogether and still allowing for digestion.

How do you know this
Unlike realmfighter, Ill eat any meat even if it's not put in front of me.

Ill eat the meat. All of it. Off your pitiful meat heads!
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Off your pitiful meat heads!
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« Reply #35360 on: January 13, 2011, 11:28:51 pm »

As for the digestion, you can staple the esophagus to the entrails, bypassing the stomach altogether and still allowing for digestion.

That seems like it might hurt going down.

Also seems like you can get infected by doing that.
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« Reply #35361 on: January 13, 2011, 11:30:25 pm »

When you're feeding a man his own stomach I doubt either of those is a concern.
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« Reply #35362 on: January 13, 2011, 11:31:09 pm »

Wasn't there some movie where some guy got fed his own brains?
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« Reply #35363 on: January 13, 2011, 11:35:20 pm »

Hannibal.
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« Reply #35364 on: January 13, 2011, 11:35:56 pm »

Wasn't there some movie where some guy got fed his own brains?
Yes. I've heard the Narm was strong enough to affect the tides in some places.

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« Reply #35365 on: January 13, 2011, 11:36:59 pm »

My forum-fu is better than your's.
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« Reply #35366 on: January 13, 2011, 11:38:02 pm »

Laser fu.

It's... Not difficult.
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« Reply #35367 on: January 13, 2011, 11:38:22 pm »

Aaand Touhou joke.

Pretty much completed my night. Gonna go pass out now.
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« Reply #35368 on: January 13, 2011, 11:39:36 pm »

Well buh.



You're still wrong! WRONG!
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« Reply #35369 on: January 13, 2011, 11:57:42 pm »

As for the digestion, you can staple the esophagus to the entrails, bypassing the stomach altogether and still allowing for digestion.

That seems like it might hurt going down.

Also seems like you can get infected by doing that.

It's an actual surgical procedure.
I forget whether there's a practical application or if it's just to help morbidly obese people lose weight.
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