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[Retro]

Just made probably the biggest sitir-fry I've ever done, on a whim. The vegetables were enough to almost fill up the wok alone, and the sauce, beef strips, and shrimp topped it off. I am astounded both by how long it took to make and to clean up, but all that work is easily offset by that most delicious of dinners.

And now it's midnight.

[Cthulhu]

Devil May Cry 4 is awesome.  I just got done immersing my hands in warm water to soothe my joints.

In doing so I accidentally pushed the sink stopper down and it wouldn't come back up.  I'm good at McGyvering up inventive solutions for problems like this, and most of them work.

My most recent, however, was by far the craziest thing I've ever attempted.  I unscrewed the handle from one of those bell-shaped candle-extinguishers, put it against the stopper, and leaned in to suck the water out through the hole where the handle was, creating suction, and pull it out.

It didn't work.  There wasn't room to properly get my head down, there was no way I could create enough suction like that, I couldn't keep the water out once I had sucked it out, and the water smelled like a Sea Nymph had been masturbating in it.

Anyway, it turns out there's a lever under the sink to get it out.  My way was cooler.  This and DMC4 both make me happy, for various reasons.

And yes, the fact that there's a horny sea nymph hiding somewhere under my sink is one of those reasons.

[Karnewarrior]

and the water smelled like a Sea Nymph had been masturbating in it.

This... This quote made me LOL. This quote is the reason I am happy.

[ein]

Don't let that nymph steal your +3 cloak.
Those buggers are hard to kill.

[sonerohi]

I watched Lion King 1 & 2. Found a CD with each that had the complete soundtrack.

[Jackrabbit]

Cthulhu knows what Sea Nymph ejaculate smells like.

This is profoundly disturbing. As is the entire topic.

[Acanthus117]

That is some weird shit right there. And that makes me happy!

[Realmfighter]

Just watched the Dark Knight again.

That movie is awesome.

[Acanthus117]

Yeah, that was awesome.

[Realmfighter]

We're playing this and this in band class.

Kind of sad that we only got to play the song 3 times.

[Taco Dan]

"The Saboteur" and "Killing Floor" are my two favorite games right now.

[Aqizzar]

My most recent, however, was by far the craziest thing I've ever attempted.  I unscrewed the handle from one of those bell-shaped candle-extinguishers, put it against the stopper, and leaned in to suck the water out through the hole where the handle was, creating suction, and pull it out.

It didn't work.  There wasn't room to properly get my head down, there was no way I could create enough suction like that, I couldn't keep the water out once I had sucked it out, and the water smelled like a Sea Nymph had been masturbating in it.

Anyway, it turns out there's a lever under the sink to get it out.  My way was cooler.

Your way involved sucking up water (and sea-nymph ejaculate) out of a stopped sink.  That's nasty dude.

[Realmfighter]

Are we talking the pretty Sea-Nymphs, or the ugly Sea-Nymphs?

[Taco Dan]

I wasn't aware that there were ugly Sea-Nymphs.

[Cthulhu]

My most recent, however, was by far the craziest thing I've ever attempted.  I unscrewed the handle from one of those bell-shaped candle-extinguishers, put it against the stopper, and leaned in to suck the water out through the hole where the handle was, creating suction, and pull it out.

It didn't work.  There wasn't room to properly get my head down, there was no way I could create enough suction like that, I couldn't keep the water out once I had sucked it out, and the water smelled like a Sea Nymph had been masturbating in it.

Anyway, it turns out there's a lever under the sink to get it out.  My way was cooler.

Your way involved sucking up water (and sea-nymph ejaculate) out of a stopped sink.  That's nasty dude.

You're right, I should've used a straw.  It would've been easier.  And was late, and I was tired.  Don't blame me for the crazy things I think up.