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[Realmfighter]

*Takes off shirt, cracks neck and turns this on.*

Lets do this.

Am I the only one who thinks porn music is epic?

If i didn't, would i post it in the first place?

I think not.

[Diablous]

Today a project was due. I hadn't even started yet. But thanks to pure dumb luck, lieing, technical errors, and probably a few minor miracles, the teacher thinks it is done, but everyone has to turn it in tommorow. I came home, started it, and finished in an hour. Who knew doing a project on a pope was so easy?

[cowofdoom78963]

*Takes off shirt, cracks neck and turns this on.*

Lets do this.

Am I the only one who thinks porn music is epic?

If i didn't, would i post it in the first place?

I think not.

I thought it was just part of the show.

[dragnar]

Translation Party. Applied to portal's end credits.

Spoiler: original (click to show/hide)

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE

Spoiler: "translated" (click to show/hide)

This is a victory.
I'm making a note here: huge success.
Is it possible to overstate my satisfaction that is difficult.
For this photo, you need to consider the possibility.
Please all of us good.
Remove dead Daza.
However, that means the cries of these mistakes.
Please only thanks.
Please please. Please. Please. Please. Please enjoy your cake to please.
Takes place in science.
And to ensure a decent gun.
For people who are living.
I'm not angry.
I 'm so, legitimacy.
Even though you broke my heart.
I dead.
And tore me to pieces.
In addition, all the pieces will be thrown into the fire.
Similarly, burning pain, please see I was happy!
Current data, these points will ensure a beautiful line.
We are in beta testing.
We expected to be released on time.
So, I'm glad I injured myself.
People, all people learn to live to please.
Now, leave me.
Prefer to stay inside me.
Probably find help.
Maybe Black Mesa.
It was a joke.
Haha. FAT chance.
Anyway, this cake is great.
This method is a delicious moist.
Sometimes people talk about science have seen here.
I was there, I 'was happy I was to go to my feet.
I've experiments to run.
Is studying.
People live.
I think I was still alive.
I'm doing science and I are still alive.
I feel fantastic and I are still alive.
Meanwhile, I may yet live to die.
My people are still alive.
Are still alive.
Are still alive.

[cowofdoom78963]

That sounds...


Erotic...

[Itnetlolor]

As my sig shows, I finally got around to updating Bloodfist.

The end result is better than I thought/expected. Now I have mostly migrants in the fort. Tantrum spiral has passed, and Lucca is still alive. HUZZAH!

Oh, and most of my legendary guys are still alive as well, and I got another one, an armorer, but still.

[Acanthus117]

I got my first artifact! It's made of iron and has opals and shit.

but it's a... bin. D:

[Itnetlolor]

Watching some Top Gear after some time of forgetting it's on Mondays. Mini vacation and watching Ani-Monday on Chiller and Sci-Fi kinda distracted me a bit.

I forgot how entertaining that show gets.

[Gunner-Chan]

My laptop defys all common sense and runs STALKER VERY well.

[Acanthus117]

Axe Cop has blessed me with its awesome.

BTW, how do you do that thingy where you make an acronym and when you hold your mouse over it, a little thingy pops up and tells you what the acronym means? I need it for a RTD i'm planning... xD

[Jackrabbit]

I couldn't tell you.

[Realmfighter]

I'm watching The Fabulous Destiny of Amelia Poulain.

[Akigagak]

My laptop defys all common sense and runs STALKER VERY well.

My at-least-five-years-old PC runs ALL GAMES on medium settings. Any higher, on any game, causes it to freak the fuck out.

[Tack]

Ok. Run Empire total war on medium settings.... And then see how big a salvo you can make before your computer eats it's own heart.


On that note - I recently bought a dryza bone!
For all of those who do not know of these (city people, americans, blah), it is a gigantic overcoat, made almost entirely of treated, oiled... something. probably leather or synthetic leather. In any case, it's really stiff, but, it will turn aside rain like a charm. And possibly a knife. Or katana. Why do I like this? Basically it looks 100% badass when you wear it... And it works well in rain?

[Lord Dakoth]

I get tomorrow off from work, and I only have 2 hours of internship-related work, and not until the afternoon.