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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Phantom]

Start dance party

[Jervous]

You have propose to have a dance party!


Apparently the unfun batmen are still occupied. Who needs them anyway?

[Rashilul]

Are there any virgins left? I heard that virgin blood is the best blood.

[Phantom]

Grow vampire fangs

[Jervous]

You already have vampire fangs dammit! You look around and see a few virgins. All playing that same weird game. I don't think they'll mind if you bite them and suck their blood! You do so, and their skin goes pale. You take your fangs out before they bleed to death. Mmmm!

[Phantom]

Go back to town and demand Obsidian Hypodermic needles.

[Jervous]

You decide to stop doing things unproductive. You don't even know what a hypodermic is. Or even a needle.

[Phantom]

Meh, just join the batmen in what they are doing.

[Jervous]

You wonder what the hell they are doing, so you want in. You go over to the batmen and ask to join in. They say to find your own virgins.

Ungrateful wretch! I got you those virgins!!

[Phantom]

Kick one batman in their...
Reproductive Organs.

[Jervous]

You kick at the batman's lowerbody! It is bruised!

"Gah! What the hell man!"

You feel nice inside. Suddenly, all the virgins turn dark, and they grow fur like you! Their muscles bulge and suddenly: they turn into nightwings.

All the batman turn to you. They look very angry.

[Phantom]

Run to town and say the Virgins turned into WereNightwings

[Jervous]

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You run back to the town and tell them that their virgins are now Nightwings. You decide to lighten your idea up by saying that they might attack the town unless we can have it.

The humans decide to pack up in leave, you're just too goddamn annoying. The town is now yours!

[Luke_Prowler]

Ok, first idea: Stop listening to phantom.

second idea: Fight crime

[Phantom]

We aren't batman, besides, we somehow turned Human Virgins into nightwings.
Use that on every human virgin on the world.