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Jervous (ratman)

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Slimdus

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The Ratmen

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El Ele'phant'ai

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Leechman Brown

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Total Members Voted: 16

[Rashilul]

Nobody will stop the crime fighting duo, batman and nightwing!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nightwing fights crime too.

[Phantom]

The Batmen hate us because we turned the Virgins into Nightwings ya' know that?

[Rashilul]

The Batmen hate us because we turned the Virgins into Nightwings ya' know that?

Bah, they don't care.

[Phantom]

>Do something Sensible, Productive, And Crime Fighting type.

[Rashilul]

And employ the engravers guild to make art of it.

[Jervous]

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Mmm, it dawns on you. You can turn -humanoids..to NIGHTWINGSSS!

YOU CAN RULE THE WORLD AND NOONE HAS THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA YET!!!



Soon, you shall pose as a team with your Batmen, as a crime-causing duo. But not yet...only when the need arises.

[Phantom]

Turn self invisible
Try to turn one batman into a Robinman.

[Jervous]

You attempt to turn yourself invisible, and try to turn a batman..into a robinman.

The batman punches you in the head! It is bruised!


"Owww.."

[Phantom]

Kick it in the Reproductive Organs.
Including the others.

[Jervous]

Hello, this is the author, Jervous. I'd just like to say that you've come into a point in the story where if you make commands like that, you're likely to die. If you're going to die, well, I'm going to have to ignore your request and take my own, but only if there is no other suitable commands. Thanks! Bye!

You get the hell out of there. Panting you sit beside a tree. How are you going to get forgiveness from the batmen? I mean, you're never going to actually take over the world without BATMEN. They are the best against comedians!

[Rashilul]

Go on a quest to find more virgins so you can make it up to them[/serious]

[Jervous]

You go look for virgins. The question is: where? That little humie town doesn't even have anyone in it, and well, that's the only place you've been. If only you had a map of some kind. Suddenly, a mysterious traveler comes up to you. He gives you a map and pleads for his safety.

You drink his blood till he dies.

So: anyone want to draw me a map? It can be in AsciiDraw, GIMP, or even paint. I'm feeling pretty lazy right now.

[Phantom]

Use the Map from the Ozymandias Text Adventure.

[Luke_Prowler]

Raid the now abandon town

[Jervous]

You raid your town.

The town is now yours!