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Jervous (ratman)

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Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

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That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Phantom]

I, sauron, will become ruler of the world, soon, my army of Orokai will rise, not one can stop me, not even Gandalf the Grey.

[Armok]

(Ok, I know when I am beaten. *sigh*)

> Jervou: make out.                         

[Luke_Prowler]

Nightwing: Realize that you don't really have any demands.

[Rashilul]

Except for trifle pewter mugs.

[Jervous]

You ask the guards for Trifle Pewter Mugs. The guards look in terror! "No! That's the only metal we don't use! Please, something else! We'll even give up our virgins, wine and food!"

[Akigagak]

'Oooo... We have a deal'

[Jervous]

You wonder why you'd give away virgins. Slaves? Iunno. They seem quite useless. But wine and food are great! Hopefully blood wine though. Whatever.

Our naive nightwing takes the offer and they all leave the town with a caravan holding all the goods. Should they return to the cave or explore some more?

[Rashilul]

Orgy.

[Phantom]

Equip weapon: Manhood
Remove Item: Clothing

[NUKE9.13]

Go back to the cave and have tea and biscuits.

[Jervous]

You are not wearing any 'clothing' but you equip your claw-sharpener, 'Manhood'. You called it that after your first birthday, when you got it from one of the batmen that died recently.

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You arrive back at the cave. You start making some crumpets and tea from some corpses. When they're done, you see the Virgins and Batmen occupied with some strange games. Oh well, when they're done they can have some tasty treats!

[NUKE9.13]

Only in bay12: Batman/human virgin orgy with some kind of vampire making tea and crumpets.
Seriously. Laughing out loud here.

>Ask the batmen to keep the noise down a bit.

[Rashilul]

Only in bay12: Batman/human virgin orgy with some kind of vampire making tea and crumpets.
Seriously. Laughing out loud here.

>Ask the batmen to keep the noise down a bit.

It's a vampire minotaur.
Phone nat'l geographic and tell them to come and record the batmen's mating habits.

[Jervous]

Actually, yes.

You ask for the batmen to keep it down a bit. They don't listen to you. You put a message with the batman's natural mating habits in a bottle to send to 'Nat'l Geographic', a human publishing company that usually exports animal on animal action. You wait for a bird to come send it for you, since you know that BIRDS are faster than BROADBAND.

[Rashilul]

That must have been one long message.