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[Sensei]

The only pink thing that makes me happy for its color is steak.



Anyway, excessive pink-dressing amounts to "look at me, I'm a girl!" ...not attractive.

[Jackrabbit]

Unless they're between the ages of 5 and 12. Then I'm pretty sure it's biological.

[LegoLord]

Unless they're between the ages of 5 and 12. Then I'm pretty sure it's biological.

No, that's actually the vulnerable stage, when it's most important to keep pink away from them.  Otherwise, they could be stuck with a pink-obsession.

[Enzo]

You know, owning a pink cellphone is a tremendous way to meet girls. Just sayin'.

[LegoLord]

Roughly what percentage of these girls are, ah, shallow, in your opinion?

[Enzo]

Hey, I didn't say it was a good way to meet smart girls.

[zchris13]

I need a new conversation starter. The "HAHA YOU HAVE SWINE FLU" pig flashlight just isn't cutting it anymore.

[Sensei]

Use lots of fake blood and gauze so it looks like you've shot in the shoulder, and carry a sword on your back.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I hate normal beds.
It seems that the average bed is about 6 feet (~180cm) long.
This would not be a problem for me if I was shorter than that, but unfortunately, I happen to be about 6'2 (~185cm tall)
This means that my feet poke out from the end, and get cold

[Jakkarra]

I have a similar problem, Chickeneatingperson.

For some reason, i appear to have ammassed several pillows. including one of those L-shaped ones.

they tak up a quarter of my bed, and it dosent help that i sleep scrunched into some form of ball anyway.

[Puzzlemaker]

I hate normal beds.
It seems that the average bed is about 6 feet (~180cm) long.
This would not be a problem for me if I was shorter than that, but unfortunately, I happen to be about 6'2 (~185cm tall)
This means that my feet poke out from the end, and get cold

I am 6'5 (~196) and NOTHING fits me well.  I feel like a hunchback sometimes because EVERYTHING seems to be designed for a midget.  To sit at a desk and look at the monitor I have to contort my back into a position that would make a chiropractor WINCE.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I have a similar problem, Chickeneatingperson.

For some reason, i appear to have ammassed several pillows. including one of those L-shaped ones.

they tak up a quarter of my bed, and it dosent help that i sleep scrunched into some form of ball anyway.

The boiler is broken, so my feet extra freeze, even with the three quilts I need.
Even with all my mass, I still get chilly. My fault for not living somewhere warm, like southern Europe.

I hate normal beds.
It seems that the average bed is about 6 feet (~180cm) long.
This would not be a problem for me if I was shorter than that, but unfortunately, I happen to be about 6'2 (~185cm tall)
This means that my feet poke out from the end, and get cold

I am 6'5 (~196) and NOTHING fits me well.  I feel like a hunchback sometimes because EVERYTHING seems to be designed for a midget.  To sit at a desk and look at the monitor I have to contort my back into a position that would make a chiropractor WINCE.

I know the feeling. It's worse because I have a 32' waist and a 34' inside leg.
I have to go to the special bit in shops for trousers.
The bit where only the beanstalks and bouncy balls of mankind go.

[JoshuaFH]

I don't like how shower heads are placed so low either. I have to kneel down, or sit if I want to get anything above my neck wet.

[LegoLord]

I believe you can get chairs with adjustable heights.

[Jakkarra]

Hey, i don't live anywhere particularly warm (northern england).

Also, The wearing of suits at every possible occasion is no longer the Social norm.

I Am Pissed.