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Re: Killed by Awesome Elf
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 04:19:54 pm »

that was the same theory we had about cacame Awemedinade.

And we all know how that turned out.

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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2009, 04:55:33 pm »

People really need to remember... these aren't weak little hippy elves anymore.

These are weak, little cannibal killer maniac psycho Death-Elves. Possibly from space.

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Getting killed by one with a sword in its chest is still just bad, though.
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Re: Killed by Awesome Elf
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2009, 11:29:27 pm »

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try it when the elf is a swordmaster and your a champion axeman O_O only for the elf to die just after you accidentally dodge of a 5 z level drop O_o.
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I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2009, 11:37:08 pm »

that sounds epic.. A swordsmaster and an axeman fighting while falling down 5 z-levels.

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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2009, 11:44:10 pm »

that sounds epic.. A swordsmaster and an axeman fighting while falling down 5 z-levels.

Like so.

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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2009, 11:48:25 pm »

that was way more than five z-levels.

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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2009, 11:52:48 pm »

True, but the basic theory is the same.

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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2009, 01:27:31 am »

True, but the basic theory is the same.
Where the hell do you fight Elves with rockets in their shoes, and missle racks and Railguns in their heads...
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2009, 04:30:35 am »

True, but the basic theory is the same.
Where the hell do you fight Elves with rockets in their shoes, and missle racks and Railguns in their heads...

Good question, but that would certainly make Elves substantially more terrifying wouldn't it?

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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2009, 07:22:35 am »

that sounds epic.. A swordsmaster and an axeman fighting while falling down 5 z-levels.

Like so.

i cant view it due to copyright restrictions  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2009, 07:29:39 am »

that sounds epic.. A swordsmaster and an axeman fighting while falling down 5 z-levels.

Like so.

i cant view it due to copyright restrictions  :'( :'( :'( :'(

It's a clip from Afro Samurai.

You could just visualize Gandalf fighting the Balrog, honestly.
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« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2009, 07:34:16 am »

that sounds epic.. A swordsmaster and an axeman fighting while falling down 5 z-levels.

Like so.

i cant view it due to copyright restrictions  :'( :'( :'( :'(

It's a clip from Afro Samurai.

You could just visualize Gandalf fighting the Balrog, honestly.

While falling through the air from 10,000 feet up. With a sword. And the Balrog shoots lasers.

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« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2009, 09:29:02 am »

that sounds epic.. A swordsmaster and an axeman fighting while falling down 5 z-levels.

Like so.

i cant view it due to copyright restrictions  :'( :'( :'( :'(

It's a clip from Afro Samurai.

You could just visualize Gandalf fighting the Balrog, honestly.

While falling through the air from 10,000 feet up. With a sword. And the Balrog shoots lasers.

and there's rap music.

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Re: Killed by Awesome Elf
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2009, 02:34:00 pm »

afro samurelf ^__^ .  so awesum. ninja elf throws a *!!cat tallow ninja star!!*. it hits you in the chest during a 50,000ft drop. you have been struck down! your sword slips out and pierces the elfs lung. ninja elf has transformed into a Giant Eagle
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I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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