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[Jackrabbit]

Hey, we've got that in Australia! We've got everything that can kill you and more!

[WorkerDrone]

I heard. Your ants are more deadly than my ants too I hear. And twice as big.

[Neruz]

Nah, the ants aren't all that bad; the spiders have eaten them all.

The spiders ate all the snakes too. In fact just about the only things the spiders havn't eaten are the saltwater crocs (which are too big, even for our spiders) and the jellyfish.


Oh, and the Magpies, because you don't fuck with Magpies.



Terry Pratchett has been famously quoted saying that the only animals in Australia that are not deadly are "Some of the sheep."

Note Some.

[Jackrabbit]

Except the snakes, who eat everything and then EAT THEMSELVES. You know the top ten most poisonous snakes in the world? We got 'em all.

As for ants.

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Measure that. Biggest ant I ever saw. Did not take picture. Ran.

[Neruz]

You know the spiders in the world that can kill you? We have 90% of them.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Australia is as close to a death world as you can get in this day and age.

[Jackrabbit]

You know New Zealand has no wild animals that are poisonous or even posses that much of a threat?

It's because they're better.

[Neruz]

Here's one of my favorite Australian Wildlife photos; taken in Queensland.





Do not fuck with our wildlife, it will eat you.

New Zealand is full of pussies, and sheep.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

New Zealand has them funny-looking walking birds.

[Jackrabbit]

New Zealand has no need for a standing army, or planes, or a navy because we have our pure manliness, our sheep, and our pride.

Kiwis don't kill things though. YET.

[WorkerDrone]

Alright. While this has been an interesting conversation that's bounced and jumped, unless your gonna talk about the stories, talk about writing a story, or find yourself obligated to demanding that I start writing a second one, we'll just leave off from there.

Most of you probably fall into the third category.

[Neruz]

New Zealand has no need for a standing army, or planes, or a navy because we have our pure manliness, our sheep, and our pride.

Kiwis don't kill things though. YET.

New Zealand, 100% There for the taking.
(Also, since when did New Zealand have pride? Do i need to start the sheep jokes?)

Don't get upset WorkerDrone, we're just engaging in Bay Twelvery; the very act that this thread is about.

[WorkerDrone]

Please no sheep jokes.

[Jackrabbit]

No, I've heard all the sheep jokes. Little known fact, but we have

• Kangaroo
• Koala
• Wombat

and Kookaburra jokes. Ha.

Anyway, stopping now.

[WorkerDrone]

I didn't mind the Bay Twelvery thirty minutes ago from then 'till now, and I COULD continue not to mind, but yeah, no sheep jokes.