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[WorkerDrone]

This is from Jackrabbit's. I dunno if Org actually fought in that war, but oh well. Needed a pengoid minion for Inaluct.

Spoiler: Fowl Play II: The Rise of Inaluct (click to show/hide)

(Someone grab it and make it into a movie poster. )

I'd pay nine dollars to see that movie.

Hell, I'd pay ten as long as I still had money for popcorn.

[Jackrabbit]

And here in Australia, we'd be forced to pay 15.

[Neruz]

Nah, it'll be 17, they'll throw on an extra $2 fee for the trouble of coming all the way down here.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh yes.

BASTAAAARDS!

[Neruz]

On the upside, we're one of the few western countries with legalised prostitution, so it all balances out.

Plus, you know, we're substantially more awesome than everyone else.

[WorkerDrone]

So when you pay for your STDs you're stimulating the economy.

Hooker taxes...man this joke is in poor taste.

I should just stop typ

[Jackrabbit]

On the upside, we're one of the few western countries with legalised prostitution, so it all balances out.

Plus, you know, we're substantially more awesome than everyone else.

'Cept New Zealand.

I don't know why. I guess I just count utterly spectacular presentation of nature's beauty as awesome.

[Neruz]

So when you pay for your STDs your stimulating the economy.

Hooker taxes...man this joke is in poor taste.

I should just stop typ

Well you see the advantage of having liscenced prostitution is that you don't get STDs. Frequent health checks and high sanitation requirements you know.

[WorkerDrone]

This country is strange to me. A nation full of hookers who aren't foul with more diseases than a inbred cow.

Tell me.

Are ICEEs free there? Because if they are, I'd totally pack my bags right this second.

[Jackrabbit]

ICEEs?

I don't... believe eye care is free. Nor are icecreams.

[Neruz]

I'm going to guess he means the ice cream company.

[Jackrabbit]

Ice creams are also not free.

[WorkerDrone]

Frozen food coloring is everything to me.

Right now atleast. In five minutes it'll probably be cake. Or bacon.

[Neruz]

[WorkerDrone]

Cake and bacon.

Bacon baked right into the cake, or at least on the side.