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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22847 times)

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #90 on: September 01, 2009, 08:42:19 pm »
> find a spineless git and use him as a horsie, call him Wuffles.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #91 on: September 01, 2009, 10:36:33 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 01, 2009, 08:34:03 pm
Turn into werewolf
It's not a full moon.
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 01, 2009, 08:42:19 pm
> find a spineless git and use him as a horsie, call him Wuffles.
You find an insane person and convince him he is a horse. You name him Wuffles.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2009, 05:52:57 am »
>punctuate all sentences with Yee-Haw!

follow the crowd for a while. anything happens, break away.

with Wilson and wuffles. convince wuffles he is Mute.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2009, 08:43:08 am »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 05:52:57 am
>punctuate all sentences with Yee-Haw!

follow the crowd for a while. anything happens, break away.

with Wilson and wuffles. convince wuffles he is Mute.
You convince Wuffles he is mute. The armored men start walking among you, picking out the insane.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2009, 08:54:43 am »
Quickly, act as if you're acting to be insane!
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2009, 11:25:43 am »
Quote from: Vlynndar on September 02, 2009, 08:54:43 am
Quickly, act as if you're acting to be insane!
You act as if you were only acting like you were insane this whole time. The armored men don't believe you. You and Wuffles are each given 1 copper piece and sent on your way.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #96 on: September 02, 2009, 11:35:28 am »
> Convince Wuffles to eat the coin.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #97 on: September 02, 2009, 11:50:34 am »
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 02, 2009, 11:35:28 am
> Convince Wuffles to eat the coin.
You try to convince Wuffles to eat the coin. Wuffles stands up on two legs, gives you his coin, and tells you that he was never crazy to begin with and is going to go join the rebels. You sit on a log cold and alone, lost somewhere in the forest.

What do you do >_
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #98 on: September 02, 2009, 12:09:47 pm »
>run after Wuffles and steal his earwax.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #99 on: September 02, 2009, 12:09:55 pm »
> Track Wuffles down and kill him shouting ' I can't hear you!' (Or if you can't find him, fantasize about it.)
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #100 on: September 02, 2009, 12:25:31 pm »
Y'all are crazy
>Look for clothes
>Kill a wild animal
>Where the fuck are we
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #101 on: September 02, 2009, 12:53:57 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 12:09:47 pm
>run after Wuffles and steal his earwax.
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 02, 2009, 12:09:55 pm
> Track Wuffles down and kill him shouting ' I can't hear you!' (Or if you can't find him, fantasize about it.)
You fantasize longingly about killing Wuffles and stealing his earwax
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 12:25:31 pm
Y'all are crazy
>Look for clotheslook at the inventory
>Kill a wild animal
>Where the fuck are we
Finally the sensible part of your brain kicks in. You're in a clearing in the forest. You see a cave, several rocks, several flowers, a bush with some questionable looking berries on it, some poisonous looking mushrooms, and several sticks. You are surrounded by forest on all sides. After an hour and a half of searching, you find a rabbit asleep on the ground. You capture and kill it with the help of Wilson.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #102 on: September 02, 2009, 12:55:08 pm »
Enter cave
Start Spelunky
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #103 on: September 02, 2009, 12:56:17 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 12:55:08 pm
Enter cave
Start Spelunky
You enter a small cave with your fresh kill. You wonder what to do with it.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #104 on: September 02, 2009, 12:56:28 pm »
> Wonder what caused you to fall into that state of madness.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!
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