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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2009, 01:31:31 pm »
>develop magical fire-making abilities, and expend all of those powers on making a fire
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #121 on: September 02, 2009, 01:32:25 pm »
Never listen to the insane part of your mind
You have free will
You are a free man
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2009, 01:41:53 pm »
as a free man, you may freely listen to me. i've gotten you this far, Person.

don't make me give you a stroke.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #123 on: September 02, 2009, 01:43:00 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 01:29:20 pm
Create fire by friction
Or get sparks by striking the spear against the cave floor
The friction between two sticks makes it hot, but no fire.
The rock against the cave floor fails to create any sparks.
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 01:31:31 pm
>develop magical fire-making abilities, and expend all of those powers on making a fire
You strain all you can but you develop no fire-making skills
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 01:32:25 pm
Never listen to the insane part of your mind
You have free will
You are a free man
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 01:41:53 pm
as a free man, you may freely listen to me. i've gotten you this far, Person.

don't make me give you a stroke.
You feel a bit dizzy
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #124 on: September 02, 2009, 01:44:11 pm »
He may have gotten you killed. He may have been trying to get you become a slave of cthulu.
He only Intimidates.
He is a lie.
You are free.

Retry the friction plan, until success.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #125 on: September 02, 2009, 01:46:37 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 01:44:11 pm
He may have gotten you killed. He may have been trying to get you become a slave of cthulu.
He only Intimidates.
He is a lie.
You are free.

Retry the friction plan, until success.
You retry it again and again but it still only gets hot. You need something more flammable than cold branches.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #126 on: September 02, 2009, 01:48:25 pm »
Become Ninja
Venture towards civilization
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #127 on: September 02, 2009, 01:50:35 pm »
> Minor non-life-threating stroke.

> just to show him who's boss.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #128 on: September 02, 2009, 01:51:36 pm »
>Sing to the snow.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #129 on: September 02, 2009, 01:51:51 pm »
Develop insanity immunity
Look for a wolf
Try to tame it with some meat from the rabbit
If that fails, enter VATS and kill the wolf.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #130 on: September 02, 2009, 01:52:24 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 01:48:25 pm
Become Ninja
Venture towards civilization
You become confused as to which part of your mind is insane. You're too cold, hungry, and tired to walk in what may or may not be civilization.
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 02, 2009, 01:51:36 pm
>Sing to the snow.
You sing to the snow.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #131 on: September 02, 2009, 01:53:45 pm »
Eat some rabbit meat
and puts some snow off the trees into your mouth, for a drink.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #132 on: September 02, 2009, 01:54:43 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 01:51:51 pm
Develop insanity immunity
Look for a wolf
Try to tame it with some meat from the rabbit
If that fails, enter VATS and kill the wolf.
Now you are very confused about which part of your brain is insane. You venture out and encounter a wolf right outside the cave. You fail to tame it.
You somehow enter VATS and kill it.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #133 on: September 02, 2009, 01:55:10 pm »
Drag wolf inside
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #134 on: September 02, 2009, 01:56:29 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 01:53:45 pm
Eat some rabbit meat
and puts some snow off the trees into your mouth, for a drink.
You eat some rabbit meat. It tastes disgusting.
You drink some snow.
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