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[Rashilul]

You wake up in a small room covered in mud and beer. You have no memory of anything what do you do?

>_

[Mulch Diggums]

Whats the room like what am I dressed in am I a dwarf.

[Rashilul]

You search the room. It appears to have wooden walls and a mud floor. You see an old sword, a bed, a door, a table, and some chairs.

you look at your reflection in a puddle. You are wearing a torn up shirt and some shredded pants. You don't appear to be a dwarf, but then again, you don't know what one looks like.

[kholhaus]

>>Get Ye Fla--Sword. I mean sword. Cut the sword into the wooden wall. Declare self silently that you are Ogden Thee Man.

[Rashilul]

You pick up the sword and try to stick it in the wall. It's so dull and rusted that it takes you several attempts before it sticks in. You declare yourself Ogden Thee Man. Silently.

[Digital Hellhound]

>Start screaming your name.

[Rashilul]

You scream your name as loud as you can. You see someone peer into the door way.

[kholhaus]

>>Yank the sword out of the wall and throw it through the opening in the doorway, all the while singing (YES, SINGING) Dragonforce's opening riffs in Through the fire and flames.

[Rashilul]

You throw the sword through the doorway, barely missing the doorway peerer,
while managing to mumble something incoherent. You notice that it is snowing outside and realize just how cold you are.

[kholhaus]

>>Grasp sheets from bed, if there are any, and wrap them around you, naming the garb 'Man's Hope.'

[Rashilul]

You wrap the sheets around yourself like a cloak. You feel like becoming a messiah and name it Man's Hope. You see an odd armored person walking towards your house accompanied by the doorway peerer.

[Mulch Diggums]

Yell Oh shit it's doctor Tran and stick your arms out of the opening

[Rashilul]

You yell "Oh shit it's doctor Tran" and stick your arms out of the doorway. The odd armored man takes a look at the old sword lying on the ground and then back up to you. He says that you're to come with him. The doorway peerer looks nervous.

[Vlynndar]

Go with the man. Reassure the doorway peerer.

[Rashilul]

You follow the odd armored man towards a menacing looking tower. You reassure the doorway peerer that the sword was blunt and probably would only severely injure him if it had hit him.