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[Phantom]

Enter Martial Trance and proceed to slaughter any melee gobbos

[zchris13]

SMASH SMASH SMASH

[Rashilul]

Genuflect

[Jack_Bread]

You charge into the camp and start swinging wildly at the goblins with your mace!
You hit!
You hit!
You got hit!
You got hit!
You got hit!
You evaded!
You got hit!
You hit!
You got hit!
You got hit!
You evaded!
You evaded!
You hit!
You missed!
You got hit!
You got hit!
You got hit!
You pass out.

[Rashilul]

Wake up.

[Phantom]

Wake up.

LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE!

[Jack_Bread]

You awaken. You appear to be in a crude wooden cart. You appear to be tied in a blanket with your head exposed. You can only see upward and to your left and right. You can feel others writhing near you.

[Phantom]

Pretend to be werewolf, to coax the enemy to let you go with all your stuff

[Rashilul]

Get angry and discover that you are the hulk.

[Jack_Bread]

You try to speak, but you find out there is a gag in your mouth.
"Hey. Ah aa uh wurwolh!"
You get jabbed with the end of a spear.
They can't do that to you! It will make you angry! They won't like you angry.
You don't have to "Green n' Angry" feat to do that with.

[Rashilul]

Try to eat the gag.

[Jack_Bread]

The gag now suppresses your tongue and you begin to gag.
You feel like you're going to puke!

[Rashilul]

Try to eat the gag.

[Jack_Bread]

You vomit out the gag and your lunch. It's all over your face and getting into the blanket!
EWWWWWWWWW!!

[zchris13]

Pass out.