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[Jack_Bread]

You are a warrior about to go on an epic quest.
You first must prepare carefully for the journey ahead!

Nearby Places: Armory, Weapon Smith, the Haberdashery, the Tailor's, Fist n' Face bar, the Inn, Trader's Market, Adventurer's Guild hall, Mage's Guild hall

_{(Yet Another Random Text Adventure That Will Probably Be Abandoned Soon.
Diakron wins.)}

[blah28722]

"You Are Reading This At The Worst Possible... BAS"
Go to the bar!

[Jack_Bread]

You walk to the bar. As you step in, everyone turns their heads and stares at you. After a few moments, the bar goes back to normal. Looking around, you can see a bar, a stage, a table, a table, a table, a table, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, a chair, and a wine rack.


_(Nope)

[SHAD0Wdump]

Where did the stage go?

EDIT:Oh... don't move things like that!

[Jack_Bread]

You're pretty sure there was always the one stage right there, near the end of the bar.

[blah28722]

>Search chair

[Jack_Bread]

You search the chair. You found a man in his 30s.

[SHAD0Wdump]

>balance chair on your fingertip.

[CJ1145]

Declare that you are Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness/God of Caves!

[Jack_Bread]

You balance the chair on your fingertip. It falls.
You lost possession of the chair and the man in his 30s.

You have not adventured enough to give yourself such a title!

[Enzo]

Go to stage. Perform A Cappella rendition of Can't Buy Me Love.

[major_sephiroth]

Go to stage. to ^'s Kefka dance.

[Jack_Bread]

You walk on stage, clear your throat, and breathe in before realizing you don't know what you were singing. You improvise:
"La LA lA la LA LAAAaaAaaaAaaAA~"
"YoU Can'T buy mE lOooOve"
"NO! yOU can't BUY lOVe FOUR me!"
"NaH UH UH UH UH UH... uhm..."
"LoVE is SOMETHING tHat CAnnot be BOUGHT foUr ObiUs reAsons..."

You look nervously at the booing crowd and you begin spinning!
You spin FASTER and FASTER before falling on your back, arms up. The crowd gives you a standing applaud.

[Nirur Torir]

We should hold our hat out in case anyone wants to tip us, then try to listen for rumors. Also, we are clearly: Yet Another Random Tourist Adventuring To Win Power, Bridges, And Salt. Salt is very important for preserving food, and bridges allow one to go on an adventure after defeating an evil knight, as well as watching credits early.

Not sure why we would want power though. Powerful adventurers are constantly begged to go on fetch quests.

[Jack_Bread]

You grab for your hat, then remember you're still in peasant clothing. You should remember to check your (E)quips and (I)nventory more often.
You jump off-stage and listen for rumors.
"You see that guy dancing on stage? He's amazing!"
"Did you hear about the mysterious female bard who came through town? She was staying at the inn, but then she vanished!"

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Yet Another Random Tourist Adventuring To Win Power, Bridges, And Salt