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[Rashilul]

Shoot a hadoken.

[zchris13]

PUHNCH PUHNCH PUHNCH our way to victory.  COM-BO. COM-BO. COM-BO. COM-BO.

[Phantom]

Keep doing that while continuing combo

[Jack_Bread]

You fire a HADOKEN at the goblin. He gets obliterated. Unfortunately, there's a 3-second cooldown after using HADOKEN, so you lose your 147 combo. The other goblins are coming toward you, so you begin combo-ing again. You punch out a few goblins, bringing your combo to 57. God announces "KAH! OH!" several times.

[Phantom]

Call self A Sexy Barefoot War God

[zchris13]

Phantom, we are doing a combo. Save the taunts for after we hit 2000.

[Phantom]

Ack, alright, keep comboing, we should have chose a Bisonman though.
Use SONIC BOOM on archers though.

[Jack_Bread]

You continue to combo, then perform SONIC BOOM on the ones in the back. God announces "MULTI KNOCKOUT!" The move has a 2 second cool down and no enemies are nearby, so you try to continue your combo on the ground.

God announces "KAH! OH!" and the ground shifts for a moment. Then the tectonic plate you were standing on vanishes, leaving you plummeting towards what was once magma.

[Phantom]

Reincarnate as a Jump Jet Trooper from a GDI Barracks.

[Jack_Bread]

Reincarnate as a Jump Jet Trooper from a GDI Barracks.

NOT ENOUGH YEARS

[Phantom]

Use sonic boom on the ground and ride the shockwave outta there.

[zchris13]

Nipple spike the magma.

(it's a very specific type of move by Captain Falcon, involving lots of pain and death. Much more powerful than a normal spike)

[Jack_Bread]

It's not gonna work. There's no way you can get to solid ground.

You don't know how to get your nipple to do that.

[Phantom]

Shoryuken fly up.

[kholhaus]

Divide by zero to

--ENTITY (WORLD_MAP) HAS MADE A FATAL ERROR. PLEASE PUNCH SCREEN TO CONTINUE--