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chaoticag

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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2009, 04:16:39 pm »

No, wait, I just remembered.

When I was younger (4, 5 years ago?) my parents took us on vacation to Germany, where some friends of the family lent us their cabin, because they weren't using it or something in that vein. These details aren't important.

I was watching a cartoon show, that was in German, not understanding a word they were saying and watching because there was nothing else to do. This was about the time of the heatstroke that killed a few elderly people, so the weather was hot and there was no air conditioning: going outside was out of the question. The cartoon fades to comercials, which was perfectly normal, except that the comercial was for a strip club and featured not only scantly clad females, but nubile ones as well.

Thank God my parents weren't in the living room...
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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 05:07:43 pm »

Seeing a "nubile" woman is hardly any cause for concern. You see them every day.

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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2009, 05:20:17 pm »

Nubile doesn't mean "naked", it means "sexually attractive" when said of a young lady.

So umiman's right.
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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2009, 05:48:49 pm »

Nubile generally refers to a young woman. Like under 16. In which case it IS worrying that they were in an ad for a strip club.
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zchris13

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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2009, 05:50:34 pm »

Pretty sure that at that age, it's still girl.
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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2009, 10:05:31 pm »

Sounds like the best Big Lipped Alligator Moment ever.

Hooray! I feel less lonely now that I get that reference!
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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2009, 11:05:12 pm »

Pretty sure that at that age, it's still girl.
At that age, it is generally illegal. Not that they can't just get young-looking eighteen-year-olds.

 Still, this is Germany we are talking about. And it doesn't matter the age, generally strip clubs are not things most parents want their kids to experience. Not even ads for one, depending on how tastefully the ad is.
 Again, this is Germany we are talking about.
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Re: Surprise Pornography!
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2009, 12:31:25 am »

Seeing a "nubile" woman is hardly any cause for concern. You see them every day.
Ah, sorry. They were naked.
I'm not sure why I was afraid to type that at 1am.
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