TURN 29! MENTAL NOTE: PREVIEW DOES NOT EQUAL SUBMIT!
Pray for stonemt?
[5] You pray to Armok to save John, and he hears your plea. Though he is beginning to grow sick of all that glaring, he decides he might as well keep him alive. But he doesn't have to be happy about it; he stabilizes him, for now. The healing must be finished by you.
Go to Jesus and ask him to infuse my axe with thunder. Dragonlancers follow.
Unaware that "Follow" is the default order for followers outside of battle, you go to Jesus and ask him to infuse your axe with the power of thunder. [2] He's fully aware that you meant "lightning", but he decides to be a dick about it. He touches your axe. He tells you to try it out.
You strike a wall with it, and are shocked and nearly deafened when it lets out a boom as if a cannon had gone off within your own skull. The entire building you just hit one wall of collapses into dust.
get Nk'tosh G'vallowlk to raise as many bodies as he can, ask if he can make some ranged skellies to mix it up.
join Toony and Luke in prayer over stonemt. no i wont type it out this time.
also you did not say if i can gain Priest exp or not 
[6] N'ktosh gladly obliges, and raises another 27 skeletons, bringing you to an even 50. He gives twenty of them bows, and mentions that skeletons are jacks-of-all-trades, and they only fight with swords because you never asked to use any other weapon.
[1] You pray for John, but Armok turns a blind eye. "Didn't I just say you have to heal him yourself? I'm the god of blood, not a fucking soup kitchen!"
In other news, Armok has posted a "Help Wanted" sign outside of the local church.
I'll get some chicken soup for poor stonemt (hey, it worked before).
[6+2] You make a batch of chicken soup, putting all your care and love into it. You bring it to John, and manage to get it down his throat; you and the others watch in amazement (though slightly less than usual, considering last time you healed a guy with a
book.) as a golden light shines down on John, filling him with energy. The wound is instantly mended, and he is back on his feet, thanking you repeatedly.
You decide to save that apparently-magical recipe. (+2 to Cooking skill, gained "Chicken Health Potion" recipe [New mechanic. If you cook something/make something that you really like, you can save the recipe/schematic so next time you make something like it, you can follow that document and gain +1 to the building attempt.)
I attempt to use fire magic to become more fire-magicy, preferably half-dragon...
[6-2 for tempting fate] Unsure of how to use this magic to make you half-dragon, you decide to just plant your face in it and see what happens... [6] You blink your eyes, and look at yourself. It worked, you're half-dragon! No, wait a minute... Something's wrong here... *Gasp!* You're entirely dragon! (Effect gained: Now a [5] Black Dragon!)
Drink beer. Inquire for some interesting books, but nothing illegal here. Oh, and publish a manifesto containing the truce between Armokism and Christianity.
[3] You drink the booze, but find no books in the now re-opened store worth purchasing. [4] You publish a memo stating the truce, but it is average, at best. But at least the people know about it now.
I attempt to save stonemt. Any help would be appreciated
Your medical mind is dumbstruck as your patient is fully healed by chicken soup. You make a mental note that some of the ingredients must have secondary medicinal purposes, and resolve to investigate further at some point in the future.
Slit the throat's of the bodies to let the blood fill the streets in praise to Armok.
[4] You slit the throats of a few dozen lizardmen and send praise to Armok through them. [1] Sadly, lizardmen are not quite to his palate. Too spicy. He appreciates the thought, but the substance deserves no reward.
pray and fight to stay alive... seems to be my only option at the moment
You leap up and down in joy as you are suddenly healed by Cookie's mysterious soup. You've never felt better in your life!
Inside the ship
examine the new brought chemicals
[6] Oh, where to begin? You've got Dragon Tears, Ogre bones, powdered Hog's Snout, and hundreds more! A tear comes to your eye as the realization strikes that you could quite literally make anything short of life out of these ingredients.
Allied ActionsExamine Elegost's strange contraption.
Boozebeard waits impatiently outside Elegost's workshop as his old friend works on something important.
Finish the project
With the supplies given to him by Earnest's men, Elegost retreats into a small tent, where he gets to work making... something. He spends hours upon hours in there, and a crowd soon draws to wait for whatever he is making. [4] Finally, he exits from the tent, holding in his hands... an arm?
It is a new arm, he says, made to replace the one lost by Boozebeard. Crafted of steel for strength and mithril for its flexibility and light weight, it is attached to the Captain's arm, and he tries it out. He is amazed to discover it has full range of motion, despite the supposedly obvious limitations of such technology. It is also even stronger than Boozebeard's old arm, as demonstrated by a single chop downing a fair-sized tree.
CHASE 'DA BUTTAFLY!
DA-HURHURHURHURHURHUR-HEE!
Characters:From the Mountainhomes of The Crescent of Dawning, Urist has enjoyed a priveliged life, but always wanted to go on an adventure. So, he decided to learn about being on a boat. He was offered a job, and accepted, not realizing who exactly his employer was.
Pistoleer; Armokian Priest
Has taken as a child by Kobolds and traded to humans, who forced into slavery on a privateer. He has no idea of his Dwarf name but uses Silverlash (a name from an older dwarf that tuaght him English [or whatever we speak on this world]) now that he is free. Is very fierce and is almost too human-like to be around dwarfs.
Flintlock Pistol, silver Ring of Unknown Power; Chainmail of Armok; enchanted cutlass
Great Demon of Armok, Nk'tosh G'vallowlk (slave); 23 Skeletal Warrior Thralls
Navigator; Novice Axedwarf!
Steel Battle Axe; Power Armor with Laser Cannon
Captain of the Fresh-Prince of Tallair
1 Skaven; 1 Wood Elf; 2 High Elfs; 2 Goblins; 2 Dwarves; 25 Humans; 2 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse) 1 Minotaur, "Rajiv"; 2 Ogres; 1 Mountain Troll, "Urgrost"; 2 Orcs
Master Cook/Brewer (+2 to cooking); Dabbling Magic(Not sure what he'll do with it, as he's a dwarf. Probably a plot hook.); Marksdwarf(+1 to archery)
A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions.
Olgar McFlannigenshabenflibenschutz (Companion)
She was sold into slavery to pay off her gambling debts, but the ship she was being taken to her buyer on was destroyed by pirates. After being washed ashore she realised that there was nothing left of her old life and she was better off letting the world think that she was dead. With no place in civilised society she has signed up with a pirate crew and never looked back.
She doesn't gamble any more but has a habit of leaving playing cards that explode.
Very Strong (+2)
Agile
Very Tough
Dabbling Mechanic; Novice Ambusher; Marksgoblin; Dabbling Barterer; Dabbling Energy Operator; Dabbling Debater
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol, steel helmet,
Medic; Novice Rifle-goblin; Dabbling Skinner
A Goblin fresh out of medical school (Or, at least that's what they called it), Luke had wished to settle down and start his own private practice. That was, until he was drafted. Luke was forced through basic training, constantly punished for his lack of respect for his officers, and defected as soon as he could.
Flintlock Rifle; Plate Armor; Four-shot rifle
Duelist; Legendary Wind Mage; Dabbling Negotiator
Born to noble descent, "killer" quickly realized that spending his life in a castle was not meant for him, his years as a noble taught him some basic magic skills, and dueling, as the other nobles often did. Killing his guards, and losing his old name, Khan escaped to the high seas.
Rapier; Flintlock Pistol; Leather Armor
Destroyed a fleet and a town with a tornado.
Captain of the Tallow-Gem
33 Humans; 8 Saurii; Sir Thellren (Mount: Wyvern)
Proficient Glaring (+2); Dual-Wielder (+1)
*stares off into the distince for a second* "i dont like that subject"
Two cutlasses; Adamantine chain shirt
Great Alchemist (+2); Dabbling Brewer
Flintlock pistol and cutlass
Jets is a young Skrill ,that pursued his dream to become an pirate; while his parents disagreed he ran away from home until he became a member of a pirate group
Flintlock Pistol; Steel Cutlass
Title: Ruiner of Plots; Suicide Rat
Allies:Extremely Tough (+2)
Very Agile
Captain of the Ozymandias
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Shield, Steel Axe
Captain of the Ozymandias
7 High Elves; 2 Skaven; 8 dwarves; 30 humans; 1 Sapphire Knight Templar (Mount-Griffin); 7 Sapphire Knights (Mount-Warhorse)
Extremely Tough (+2)
Strong
Grandmaster of the Order of the Sapphire, Lord of Udragoth
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Shield, Steel Longsword; Mount: Blue Dragon "Glimmerscale"
Grandmaster of the Order of the Sapphire, Lord of Udragoth
22 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse), 26 Peasants
Banished from the Ogre Kingdoms, Ragnarok makes his living as the bodyguard and servant of Captain Boozebeard. They have served together for years, and he has sharpened his combat skills on many a foe.
Legendary Wrestler; Necromancer
This Demon was only now created. Do with him as you will, Diakron
Former and Current First mate of the Fugly Duckling, now the Fresh-Prince of Tallair.
Cutlass, pirate-y clothing
Strong(+1)
Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Two-handed sword
Strong(+1)
Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Mithril Plate armor and greaves, Steel Two-handed sword; Mount: White Wyvern
Deafening his opponents with his screeching voice.
There's nothing to say that he hasn't already told you, in his own, pain-inflicting way.
Probably something really awesome.
Shrouding Robes; The Sword of Fuck-You-Up
Resistant to Badass Decay (+1 to all rolls after the first ten turns he exists in.)
Techinically God, but let's go with Human
He's Jesus. Is that not enough?
Prisoners1 Fire Mage
Environment:With all loose ends tied up, Boozebeard points west with his new arm, and demands that you are all ready to head out within the hour.
Locations:A vicious-looking sloop, with a blood-red paint, carrying 16 cannon and already looted treasures inside!
A small, sorry-looking sloop, carrying a dozen cannons and is painted white with a green trim. Possibly the ugliest thing you've ever seen float besides its previous incarnation, the Mad Hatter.
A large, sleek and black frigate with 32-cannons.
The Northern Coast of the Kingdom of Crystals' territory
An isolated port that rarely gets visitors, the people here are very prejudiced and spiteful of outsiders, especially non-human ones. Home to the zealous Order of the Sapphire, headed by Lord Earnest, ruler of Udragoth.
Let me know if I've made any errors.
So, all in all a satisfactory turn for me, at least. Nothing died, I got to expand on just how retarded Ragnarok is, and a new gameplay mechanic. Also, I've read through all the new characters and you're all good. I'll put you in as soon as the group reaches Sillon.
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