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Rowanas

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Females, fortresses and doors
« on: August 10, 2009, 11:21:13 am »
Anyone got tales of the interesting things that your dwarves like? I occasional find a dwarf that likes fortresses and doors, so I think that they must be the happiest dwarves in existence. Their entire life is just one great big WOOHOO. Now I find a dwarf that likes females. What, all of them? That puts his goblin wrestling into a rather different context if you think about it, and he must really like harpies...
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2009, 11:44:17 am »
"Urist McPervert likes females, cats, and calcite for its cleavage." :P
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I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2009, 01:50:48 pm »
Quote from: Judas Maccabeus on August 10, 2009, 11:44:17 am
"Urist McPervert likes females, cats, and calcite for its cleavage." :P

Where else but DF forums do you find geology nerd jokes? I love this game.

I prefer granite cleavage myself, makes for good rock climbing.
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2009, 02:21:21 pm »
I had a dwarf that liked tentacle demons I believe. Some sort of demon anyways.

I think I had a dorf that liked chasms.
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2009, 04:49:45 pm »
I think you guys have been modding.

I pretty sure dwarves only like materials and things that are in the raws.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2009, 05:05:57 pm »
I'm pretty sure that they can reference the same things gods and some engravings can when it comes to likes, it's just moderately rare.

EDIT: Yeah, you can even see in Toady's personality/looks test the other day, one of the Dwarves like abstracts.  Number 15 likes waves.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 05:09:14 pm by Shima »
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 05:59:50 pm »
I'm pretty sure the DM likes leather cloaks, whips and tentacle demons for their perverse intentions.

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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 09:15:35 pm »
I like the cleavage on mica. It's perfect.

I got a dwarf that likes thongs, whips, and tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.
Serious.
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No, really.
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 10:34:20 pm »
Quote from: Shima on August 10, 2009, 05:05:57 pm
I'm pretty sure that they can reference the same things gods and some engravings can when it comes to likes, it's just moderately rare.

EDIT: Yeah, you can even see in Toady's personality/looks test the other day, one of the Dwarves like abstracts.  Number 15 likes waves.

Well, that is the next version.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2009, 11:07:04 pm »
Quote from: Scarpa on August 10, 2009, 01:50:48 pm
Quote from: Judas Maccabeus on August 10, 2009, 11:44:17 am
"Urist McPervert likes females, cats, and calcite for its cleavage." :P

Where else but DF forums do you find geology nerd jokes? I love this game.

I prefer granite cleavage myself, makes for good rock climbing.
Refer to this please: Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain

I think he's got you beat.


My favorite quotes:
Quote from: William Shatner
To hug the mountain; To envelop that mountain.
To hug the mountain; To envelop that mountain.
To hug the mountain... That mountain, that mountain...
He wants to make love to the mountain.
Quote from: William Shatner
Why do I climb the mountain? Because I'm in love.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2009, 09:25:05 am by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 11:28:03 pm »
Quote from: LegoLord on August 10, 2009, 04:49:45 pm
I think you guys have been modding.

I pretty sure dwarves only like materials and things that are in the raws.
Doors and fortresses are in the raws, so they can like them. I've never encountered a dwarf who likes females, but probably I just didn't notice it yet.
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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2009, 02:28:30 am »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on August 10, 2009, 11:07:04 pm
Quote from: Scarpa on August 10, 2009, 01:50:48 pm
Quote from: Judas Maccabeus on August 10, 2009, 11:44:17 am
"Urist McPervert likes females, cats, and calcite for its cleavage." :P

Where else but DF forums do you find geology nerd jokes? I love this game.

I prefer granite cleavage myself, makes for good rock climbing.
Refer to this please: Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain

I think he's got you beat.


My favorite quotes:
Quote from: William Shatner
Why do I climb the mountain? Because I'm in love.
Quote from: William Shatner
To hug the mountain; To envelop that mountain.
To hug the mountain; To envelop that mountain.
To hug the mountain... That mountain, that mountain...
He wants to make love to the mountain.

This is win.
Kirk/Shatner wins.
And by linking it, you win by proxy.
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Rowanas

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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2009, 07:14:28 am »
This is so awesome. Thanks for linking us to that song. I've now got the mp3 :D
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 09:32:14 am »
Kirk.

Another one of nature's dwarfs who was born far from his native time or people.
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invention is every dwarf's middle name
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that means that somewhere out there theres a dwarf named Urist Invention Mcinvention.

Rowanas

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Re: Females, fortresses and doors
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2009, 10:01:29 am »
Hmm. on a similar note to the odd things just noticed, I realised that loads of my potential military groups have awesome names. The Fleshy Trades and the Merchants of Slapping are my favourites :D I feel kinda sorry for the Single Rooms, it makes me think of a load of single dwarves looking for love.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.
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