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woose1

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« on: June 29, 2009, 08:53:31 am »
>You are standing in a smelly pit, filled with garbage. Above you, you can see wooden spikes in the ceiling, and cannot see over the edge of the pit. The pit is about 9 feet tall. You hear a strange language and the smell offends you.
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 08:56:00 am »
Hold up, you're in a pit, but you can't see over the edge?
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 08:56:09 am »
>DELICIOUS GARBAGE!
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 08:59:25 am »
Quote from: Peewee on June 29, 2009, 08:56:00 am
Hold up, you're in a pit, but you can't see over the edge?
Yes.
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on June 29, 2009, 08:56:09 am
>DELICIOUS GARBAGE!
>OH GOD THE DELICIOUS GARBAGE! You spend the next 15 minutes cramming rotten food items and discarded band-aids into your mouth. Itsh really tastshe geood! Then it hits you: You're eating garbage! You spit out the contents of your stomach all over the walls. You're probably not going to do that again. You are in a smelly pit. It is now more smelly.
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« Last Edit: June 29, 2009, 09:07:38 am by woose1 »
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 09:00:59 am »
 >Fling vomit-soaked filth over the edge of the pit.
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 09:02:14 am »
>Then listen for how long it takes to make a sound.
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 09:02:29 am »
>Extremiate.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 09:04:31 am »
Destroy the smelly pit!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 09:05:04 am »
>Equip self with random articles of trash and call one-self the 'Gladiator of the Pit'.
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 09:06:20 am »
>You grab a fistful of the smelly mess and with all your strength, hurl it over the edge of the pit. The strange chattering goes up in volume for a moment, then silence. Then you yell out "I DON'T SPEAK FREAKY-DEAKY DUTCH, MMKAY?" for reasons that are unknown for you.
>The closest things that you can see that are in semblance of a weapon are some discarded tin-tops. You then bash your fists against the walls of the pit, but the pit does not yield.
>You are in a smelly pit. One of your hands is now smelly.
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« Last Edit: June 29, 2009, 09:07:59 am by woose1 »
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009, 09:07:36 am »
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 09:07:45 am »
>about
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 09:09:17 am »
> dig through the garbage
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 09:12:37 am »
>scratch that itch.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2009, 09:14:41 am »
Quote from: ToonyMan on June 29, 2009, 09:07:36 am
Quote from: ToonyMan on June 29, 2009, 09:02:29 am
>Extremiate.
>You 'Extremiate'. There is now brown smelly garbage on the floor.
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>about
>This game was created by the scioceitey uf misfdppesllf chioec awksrasf. Brought to you by Woose1.
Quote from: Twiggie on June 29, 2009, 09:09:17 am
> dig through the garbage
>Very hesitantly you dig through the garbage, looking for useful items. You find: A discarded tin top! A old boomerang (Dun a nun nun)! A old soccer ball! A piece of rope!

Unfortunately you do not know how to wield any of these as weapons.
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on June 29, 2009, 09:12:37 am
>scratch that itch.
>You break down funky style, scratching that itch for music!
*15 minutes later*
What a fucking waste of time!
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