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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2009, 09:15:15 am »
Destroy self
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 09:15:45 am »
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 09:15:53 am »
 Create ramp of filth to allow climbing towards freedom. Call it the freedom ramp.
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 09:16:28 am »
> Climb out of the smelly pit.
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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2009, 09:17:08 am »
Speak freakydeaky dutch to the people above:

> "Hey daaro stelletje klootmegaule, laat es effe een touw naar beneje, 'kmot eruit, 't stinkt hier noar kots en schijt gaadverdaamme!"
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« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2009, 09:17:31 am »
>destroy self
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2009, 09:17:42 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on June 29, 2009, 09:15:53 am
Create ramp of filth to allow climbing towards freedom. Call it the freedom ramp.
>And when you do get to the top proclaim you are Captain America.
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 09:19:14 am »
>You pile up the excrement, vomit, and garbage against one side of the pit. You dub thy smelly mess, 'The Freedom Ramp'.
>Above the pit are two very strange creatures playing poker. You declare yourself Captain America to the two strange creatures. They regard you strangely. You did not have time to look around.
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 09:19:57 am »
> Tell the Dutchs you are an Indonesian, that wants to destroy THEIR HOMES, raep THEIR LITTLE CHILDRENS (OMFG YUMMY), and In Your Pit, Stealing Your Ship!

Edit: Damned.

> Tell the creatures that you are their Pit God
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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2009, 09:20:41 am »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on June 29, 2009, 09:19:57 am
> Tell the Dutchs you are an Indonesian, that wants to destroy THEIR HOMES, raep THEIR LITTLE CHILDRENS (OMFG YUMMY), and In Your Pit, Stealing Your Ship!
>You consider it, and then vomit on the floor.
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2009, 09:21:13 am »
> Take some time to look around.
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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2009, 09:21:33 am »
>SHIELD THROW!
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« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2009, 09:22:18 am »
>Throw vomit several thousand times to become a legendary thrower
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2009, 09:23:31 am »
> Tell the creatures that you are their Pit God
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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2009, 09:24:53 am »
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> Tell the creatures that you are their Pit God
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>But they already know you as Captain America! Do you want to disappoint them so they have to go back to their strange little childrens and tell them that you are not what you said you were!?
Quote from: Peewee on June 29, 2009, 09:21:13 am
> Take some time to look around.
>You are at the top edge of a smelly pit. Behind you, there is a strange contraption covered in wooden spikes. You cannot see past it. Ahead, there seems to be a small landing, and a closed wooden door. There are two grues sitting at a table playing poker.
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on June 29, 2009, 09:21:33 am
>SHIELD THROW!
>You hurl the tin at the closest grue. It bounces off its forehead and clatters to the floor. You probably hurt its feelings.
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EDIT: Whoah what the fuck?
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