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« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2009, 09:26:39 am »

 Bow down to the grue, as to show respect towards it and hopefully show diplomatic ties for the future.
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2009, 09:27:02 am »

>Put hands on hips and stand all heroic like.

>Don't forget a BIG smile!
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« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2009, 09:27:22 am »

> Realize that this is, in fact, a dream, as it is impossible to see a grue.

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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2009, 09:28:19 am »

>Become Captain Gruemerica, hero to all grues!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2009, 09:29:17 am »

Alright, no more quotes=no more cataclysmic time vorps.

>You bow down to the grues, accepting gruedom as your new religion. The grue you threw the tin at still seems angry though. You flash a toothy smile to appease it.
>Orly?

>You don't want to change your title now!
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« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2009, 09:30:34 am »

>Present Grue a lovely pile of trash from the pit.
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« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2009, 09:31:14 am »

> Yarly.

"The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale."

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« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2009, 09:33:01 am »

>You turn to go back down the pit, but the magnificent freedom bridge has become a freedom slurry of vomit and excrement.
>You turn back around, and see the grues have dissapeared. There is an empty poker table here. You are not likely to be eaten by a grue.
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« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2009, 09:34:14 am »

>DELICIOUS VOMIT AND EXCREMENT.
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« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2009, 09:35:13 am »

>You wish you could, you honestly wish you could.
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« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2009, 09:36:22 am »

> Steal poker chips.

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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2009, 09:37:03 am »

>Rub poker chips all over body.
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« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2009, 09:38:06 am »

>You erotically rub the poker chips all over your body.
*15 minutes later*
What a fucking waste of time!
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« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2009, 09:38:25 am »

> inventory

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« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2009, 09:39:45 am »

>(1) Old boomerang. (1) Old soccer ball. (1) pile of rope.
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