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[Nirur Torir]

I agree, it's probably in the teddy bear.

>Equip knife
>Get teddy bear
>Mutilate teddy bear with knife

[Jack_Bread]

You take your knife gleefully from your pocket and run to your sister's room.
You remember she was going to a friend's birthday party. You take up her teddy bear and start to viciously maim it. Hm... no screwdriver... just a piece of paper with a missile launch code and a small computer.

[Pandarsenic]

> Ignore growing suspicion of schizophrenia.
> Take Missile Launch Code
> Take Small Computer

[rickvoid]

> Ignore growing suspicion of schizophrenia.
> Take Missile Launch Code
> Take Small Computer

^ This, but also:

> Check score

[Jack_Bread]

You grab the missile launch code and the small computer. The computer looks like an HP Mini.
You look at the launch code. It says "347 MY 455 L0 53R"
You pause the game for a moment to check your score.
Government Points: 10
Points: 100
Teddy Bears Maimed: 1/5
Celebrities Licked: 0/10
Main Objective People Killed: 0/6
Unpause.
You remember having explosive diarrhea. That really hurt your bum.

[Org]

>Put in code

[Jack_Bread]

You look at the computer. It is off. You turn it on. It seems to be your sister's laptop. You can tell by the background, a special line of My Little Secret Government Agent Ponies. There are no programs on the desktop that would be any use with the code. Nothing in the start menu either.

[inaluct]

Open a command prompt.

[Jack_Bread]

You go and open the command prompt.
It says the usual.

[inaluct]

Start killing system processes.

[Jack_Bread]

You type in:
"run killingsystem.exe"
It works! A window comes up. It has a large design of a dead guy holding his thumb up. Large text above it says "Killing System" below there is a text box that says "Insert Name of Person" below that is another text box that says "Enter Location"

[inaluct]

Enter:

Name: Antagonizing Protagonist
Location: McDonalds Drive Through

[Jack_Bread]

You enter in "Antagonizing Protagonist" in name and "McDonalds Drive Through" in location. Your computer is making noises.

[Pandarsenic]

You type in:
"run killingsystem.exe"
It works! A window comes up. It has a large design of a dead guy holding his thumb up. Large text above it says "Killing System" below there is a text box that says "Insert Name of Person" below that is another text box that says "Enter Location"

I'll admit, I laughed out loud at this.

[Strife26]

Turn computer volume up.