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Author Topic: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]  (Read 9979 times)

Strife26

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2009, 11:48:55 pm »
>Elaborate 'Kill Failed'
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2009, 12:02:38 am »
The Kill has Failed.
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Strife26

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2009, 01:08:17 am »
Why?
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2009, 01:17:02 am »
We don't know.
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Strife26

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2009, 01:17:32 am »
>Enter 'Why?' into computer.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2009, 03:10:59 am »
There is no place to enter text onto your computer.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2009, 04:29:42 am »
> Make place to enter text on my computer.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2009, 04:31:23 am »
You can't find the code to alter it. D:
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2009, 11:58:10 am »
Obviously it time to continue our teddy bear genocide and get our celebrity licking on.

>Run a search for teddy bears and celebrities.

Mayne we'll get lucky and find two in the same place.  ;D
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2009, 07:16:35 pm »
You run outside to find some teddy bears and celebrities. Some hobos are watching some commercials on a miniTV outside of your house. Some news thing comes up. They are saying:
"Tonight on Xof 21 Late Night, why are all the gift shops running out of teddy bears. Later, we ask cops about the sudden disappearance of famous celebrities which include..."
You space out for a moment and miss the list of missing celebrities.
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Strife26

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2009, 07:25:54 pm »
Use the miniTV's tivo to watch it again.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2009, 07:27:19 pm »
After a few minutes of wrestling the hobos, you finally get the miniTV. It doesn't have Tivo. Crap. Your mini computer is making noises.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2009, 11:14:05 pm »
Swallow cyanide tablets.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2009, 11:17:13 pm »
You look around your mouth with your tongue, finding nothing. You start to check your pockets. Nothing either. Where the hell did you put those cyanide pills? Oh wait... you put them in your sister's smarties that she ended up throwing away without eating them. Damn.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2009, 11:27:25 pm »
>Search Dumpster.
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