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[Jack_Bread]

You groan unhappily.
A message on the computer says "Enter in anything that doesn't mean anything in 1337-speak."

[Pandarsenic]

Enter PIN "B4115"

[Jack_Bread]

          ____________
Name:|Walt Whitman|
      ______
Pin:|B4115|

You cross your fingers, hoping it doesn't notice the 1337.
Yes!
The pattern spins away, leaving a boring gray screen. An image that looks like a file appears and opens up. There is a list with a message above it that says "Kill these people."
The list says...
"

• Chalie Burgonston
• Derek Anderson
• Richard Carlson Carlson
• Mary Campbell
• Clacker Horrer
• Antagonizing Protagonist

"
It looks like you can select one to access their files. Which one do you choose?

[Little]

Antagonizing Protagonist.

[Jack_Bread]

You click on "Antagonizing Protagonist"

Name: Antagonizing Protagonist
Occupation: McDonalds drive thru worker.
Bio: He is a pimply stupid loser. He needs to be killed for being an idiot and being an overall loser.
PS He is a loser!!!!!!

[Pandarsenic]

Click each other name one at a time.

[Jack_Bread]

You are not quick enough to do that.

[Pandarsenic]

CLICK EACH NAME AND READ THE PROFILE BEFORE CLICKING THE NEXT

[Jack_Bread]

Oh....

Name: Chalie Burgonston
Occupation: CEO of BurgerShack,
Bio: He co-founded BurgerShack, a torrent which became popular for uploading confidential government files. He won several lawsuits and continued to refuse shutting down his website.
PS He always has 2 well-trained guards with him.

Name: Derek Anderson
Occupation: Independent Game Designer
Bio: He created several goverment-bashing games that could be considered making death threats to the president and several other government officials.
PS He has a large fan base whose hacking skills are unmatched.

Name: Richard Carlson Carlson
Occupation: Commercial Fisher Man, Captain of the Great Bay Fishing Vessel
Bio: He uncovered a secret nuclear submarine that was crashed into an underwater volcano. He plans on exposing this, potentially causing a national mutiny.

Name: Mary Campbell
Occupation: Elementary School Teacher
Bio: She is having an affair with the president and uncovered some discriminating facts. She plans on teaching these to her students and/or writing a book.

Name: Clacker Horrer
Occupation: Spelunker
Bio: He stumbled upon a nuclear missile launcher. He wants to film the path he took to it and turn it in to the media. The area is also unmanned, so he is going to show the launch coordinates.

[Pandarsenic]

Let's... let's kill Antagonizing Protagonist first. I mean, he's a pimply stupid loser.

[NUKE9.13]

>Stab drywall

[Jack_Bread]

You resolve to kill Antagonizing Protagonist first, that pimple loser.
You then equip your knife and stab the wall with it. The knife goes through!
There is a slit in the wall now. The knife uses little resistance as you take it out.

[NUKE9.13]

>Expand hole

WAIT NO

>Check to see if you have a door.

[Jack_Bread]

You want to get further into the wall, so you resolve to stab it again. Just before you thrust it in, you stop.
You look around for your door. It exits to the south and there is also a window that exits west

[NUKE9.13]

Phew.
>Rip door from frame and store in inventory.
>Expand hole.