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Ultimuh

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2009, 06:46:15 pm »

I think ill try sopmething rather drastic.. or.. odd..

To possible cure my blindness, (i dunno if this works..) I'll pour some Moldy Liquir into my eyues, and then use my mosquito lance as a javelin, throwing it at the silvery vulture. It would give Jack an oppurtunity to attack it from behind, then it dosn't matter if my attack succeed or fail. (I just hope the lance dosnt hit him instead.)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2009, 01:49:49 pm »

(Proxy FTW)

I guess... hum...
wipe the filth off? I don't know...

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2009, 10:04:08 pm »

sorry guys, too much work today. Will update tomorrow.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2009, 04:12:48 pm »

Long time no see, Im sorry about being gone for 3 days but I forgot I was too busy.

AND WITH THAT...

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Go towards the noise coming from the wall.
You slide down the wall, listening closely, you determine the exact spot the sound is coming from and take a step back deciding what to do.


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I guess... hum...
wipe the filth off? I don't know...
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To possible cure my blindness, (i dunno if this works..) I'll pour some Moldy Liquir into my eyues, and then use my mosquito lance as a javelin, throwing it at the silvery vulture. It would give Jack an oppurtunity to attack it from behind, then it dosn't matter if my attack succeed or fail. (I just hope the lance dosnt hit him instead.)

Jack Tries To rub the flith from his eyes, but its in deeper then it seems.
Buzzbreath pours some liquor into his eyes.
Fuck that hurts, why was this a good idea?
Buzzbreaths eyes are burnt for 2 damage!

The Silver Vulture pecks at buzzbreath!
It hits for 2 damage!
Jack swings his axe!
CRITICAL HIT!(92%)
Jack flings his axe at the Silver Vulture, hitting it right in the back. Jack then leaps upon it, grabs his axe and unleashes a fury of blows upon it for 10 damage!
Buzzbreath throws the lance at the Silver vulture!
(Holy shit... you acctualy got it...)
The Silver Vulture flings Jack off and rises into the air triumphantly! The lance gets it right through the heart!
The Silver Vulture falls to the ground and in its last breath mutters something in a strange tounge...
The Silver Vulture uses LIGHTNING!
Buzzbreath is hit for 8 damage!
Buzzbreath is knocked out instantly...
Jack gains 25 exp!
Buzzbreath is knocked out and only gains 12 exp...
Monk is knocked out and only gains 12 exp...
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Level up
Jack gains 4 points to allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point).
Jack wont gain a new perk until level 3
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Level up
Buzzbreath gains 4 points to allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point).
Buzzbreath wont gain a new perk until level 3
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Looks like its dead, this fight is over.

what now?

Stats
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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

you guys had Epic luck, I was thinking that becuase this enemy starts using LIGHTNING at half health you would be forced to run... but then Jack got a critical hit, and then Ultimuh got it again.

Anyway note that anything you lose by throwing(that can be retrived) will return to you at the end of battle. Also weapons with auto-refill will refill to full capacity every turn outside battle. And Jack, becuase this is the end of a battle you wont heal just yet, you will turn-heal next turn.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 04:22:35 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2009, 05:37:08 pm »

Head to the noise.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2009, 05:47:05 pm »

Head to the noise.
You already did, like...

twice...
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #81 on: May 09, 2009, 05:55:11 pm »

HP, HP, HP, SPD
Rest for a while.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #82 on: May 09, 2009, 07:35:39 pm »

rest, try to clean wounds and eat my some food (not sharing, not my fault they didnt think to grab any)try to start a fire, old faishoned way and eat some vulture. If failed ill just eat an apple/mosquito. also pick up some rocks to throw, keeping them in the sand bag (like baeball sized rocks, if i can find any)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #83 on: May 09, 2009, 08:50:10 pm »

I think I should heal myself before doing anything else at the moment..

note to self: Booze in eyes, no matter how tempting it is.. = Bad idea.

Also.. I'll add all 4 points into HP for now..
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #84 on: May 09, 2009, 09:08:55 pm »

O SHIET ATTENTION! You wont be able to choose another perk until lv4 MISSED THAT

I might have wanted quick learner instead.... too late to change?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #85 on: May 09, 2009, 09:21:00 pm »

Press where the noise is coming from on the statue.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #86 on: May 09, 2009, 10:28:35 pm »

O SHIET ATTENTION! You wont be able to choose another perk until lv4 MISSED THAT

I might have wanted quick learner instead.... too late to change?

3rd level, also yeah. Sry...

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note to self: Booze in eyes, no matter how tempting it is.. = Bad idea.
Yeah, you then would have had a 100% chance of surviving that lightning and gained 25 exp.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2009, 12:08:54 am »

one more question, if i get the fast learned at lvl 3 do i get the extra point for lvl 3?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2009, 09:58:17 pm »

Im really sorry guys, lots of studying recently(you know what Im talking about). I promise Ill get the next turn up soon, just hang in there a bit longer ok?

one more question, if i get the fast learned at lvl 3 do i get the extra point for lvl 3?
nope, it takes effect at level 4, the point is mainly that fast learned is lv 1. And at higher levels on you get even more points to spend.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #89 on: May 20, 2009, 10:14:58 pm »

Alright, its been a while I know but I guess ham in the clouds is back, lets see whos still here.


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Press where the noise is coming from on the statue.
You push as hard as you can against the spot in the wall, but there is no effect.

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Rest for a while.
You take a moment to catch your breath.
You clean your cloths a bit making you more comfortable, you heal 1 hp.
You clean some of your wounds for 3 hp.
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try to start a fire, old faishoned way and eat some vulture. If failed ill just eat an apple/mosquito. also pick up some rocks to throw, keeping them in the sand bag (like baeball sized rocks, if i can find any)
You start a small camp fire, you start cooking 2 mountain vultures over it, they should be done next turn. You are able to find some pebbles in the dirt.
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I think I should heal myself before doing anything else at the moment.
You clean your cloths a bit making you more comfortable, you heal 1 hp.


What now?

Stats
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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

Anyway, roll call for whos still playing in next post. Respond or else!

Well not really, theres a three turn grace period. So anyone who doesnt respond in three turns is out(unless they return before someone takes their spot)
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