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Ultimuh

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #105 on: July 07, 2009, 11:44:12 pm »

I think I'm gonna do something crazy now, kinda what a drunken hobo might do.
I'll try to combine my mosquito lance with a vulture's head, just to see if I can make something awesome.
I don't care if it's functional or not, it's the awesomeness that counts. ^_^

Oh, and it will be decorated with menacing spikes of vulture talons.  ;D

Then I'm gonna name it something awesome.
Just a random name or something, DM decides.  ;D
« Last Edit: July 07, 2009, 11:47:53 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #106 on: July 08, 2009, 12:34:49 am »

i tear off a strip of meat for later and then take eagle hood, examine eagle hood? is it edible? can i wear it as a hat?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #107 on: July 08, 2009, 02:48:45 am »

Just a quick update,

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Compare my axe to the others. Switch to the one that looks the best.
You compare your stone axe to a metal one. You slide each axe down your finger, unlike your stone axe the metal axe makes a slight cut. So you switch to it.
Quote from: iron axe
Equiped
Atk: 5
Crit: 4
Dura: 6[6/10]

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i tear off a strip of meat for later and then take eagle hood, examine eagle hood? is it edible? can i wear it as a hat?
After tearing off another strip of meat for later you walk over to the pile of items near Jack and take a closer look at the hood.

Seems to be a ornamental hood made out of some sort of bird, obviously made to be worn over the head. Its soulless red eyes glare back at you.

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I'll try to combine my mosquito lance with a vulture's head, just to see if I can make something awesome.
Skewering the head of the silver vulture on the end of your mosquito lance you make a totem. You tear off its foot and tie it to the bottom of your totem with a strip of leather from your jacket.
"TA-DAH!"
You've made:
Quote from: Lalian Reformed Laker staff
Equiped(off-hand)
Atk: 3
Dura:1[5/10]
Crit: 6


Now What?



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Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #108 on: July 08, 2009, 02:55:32 am »

Examine wafer and essence. Take both of them and examine surrounding area.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #109 on: July 08, 2009, 05:25:58 am »

apply headwear onto head and then coninue in the general direction we were travelling earlier (hiding behind one of the others so if there is an enemy it probably wouldnt atack me)
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Ultimuh

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #110 on: July 08, 2009, 08:00:34 am »

I'll combine some monkey remains to my staff, just for the giggles.
Then I'll just go along with the others, if they can make up their minds where to go.

Also: Wave around the staff as much as possible while chanting meaningless words about foreign alcoholic liquir names.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2009, 08:10:59 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #111 on: July 08, 2009, 11:03:38 pm »

Next turn...

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Examine wafer and essence. Take both of them and examine surrounding area.
You cant seem to determine anything about the items by just looking at them. The essence however seems to have a very strong odor that makes your eyes water.

You try to determine your location. You notice you are in the woods just northwest of your original campsite.

You make an updated map using some bark and a peice of charcoal from the campfire. You gain 2 exp.

(if you dont understand how to read the maps their made depending on your location while making them. If it clears anything up the *  in the new map are the ashes of your original campfire.)

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apply headwear onto head and then coninue in the general direction we were travelling earlier (hiding behind one of the others so if there is an enemy it probably wouldnt atack me)
You equip the eagle hood.
Quote from: eagle hood
Equiped
Def: 2
Dura: 10[7/12]
Resist: 4 (Blind)

You continue northwest in the search for little.

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I'll combine some monkey remains to my staff, just for the giggles.
Then I'll just go along with the others, if they can make up their minds where to go.
You quickly tear some skin off a monkey and slide it underneath the vultures head on your staff.

Chanting some nonsense you decide to go with Monk. You both leave northwest.


During your search you come across a strange area, the leaves on the nearby trees seem to be dieing. You see a huge engraving of a creature pointing to its right, looking down you find some of littles stuff. But little himself seems no where to be found.


In the pile there is:
... Banana Bread x3
... a smoke bomb
... 4 makeshift explosives
... a shrunken head?

What do you do?

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Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #112 on: July 08, 2009, 11:05:35 pm »

Follow the others.
EDIT: And call them incompetent ninny muggins for not waiting for me to complete the map.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #113 on: July 09, 2009, 12:34:22 am »

name my hat alfred, take shrunken head, examine it. is it edible? can i wear it as a hat?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #114 on: July 09, 2009, 12:36:17 am »

I wont be here for 3 days, but my actions are, follow others, hide behind them in fights while throwing stuff over them and examining any strange item to see if i can wear it as a hat.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #115 on: July 09, 2009, 12:56:01 am »

 ::)

You know I might just make it so that stuff is auto-examined as soon as you pick it up. I dont want whole turns being taken up looking at things.

Alright Ill play your character for the next few turns when your not around. Looks like Jacks the only active player for awhile as Ultimuhs away too. At least updates will be faster :P.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #116 on: July 09, 2009, 07:50:55 am »

Still here, atleast for a little while longer.

For now, I'll go along with the others, not suree what else to do at the moment.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #117 on: July 10, 2009, 02:54:55 am »

I listen to polka music as I update today:

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Follow the others.
EDIT: And call them incompetent ninny muggins for not waiting for me to complete the map.
You run after the group, calling them incompetent ninny muggins as you catch up at the large engraving.

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name my hat alfred, take shrunken head, examine it. is it edible? can i wear it as a hat?
You pick up the shrunken head, obviously its not a hat and its not suitable for eating. It seems like a useless peice of junk.

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For now, I'll go along with the others, not suree what else to do at the moment.
You shrug at the others and continue to mind your own buisiness.


Some thing must be done, but what?

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #118 on: July 10, 2009, 06:05:55 am »

Knock on stone.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #119 on: July 11, 2009, 01:34:46 am »

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Knock on stone.
There is no effect.

I wont really count this as a turn as it takes like 3 seconds. And I cant solve the puzzle for you as Monk or Ulitimuh...

(I will however respond immidiatly for whatever you do next though)
« Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 01:36:36 am by cowofdoom78963 »
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