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[Little]

Head to the where the creature is pointing.

[Ultimuh]

Gah, I knew I should have done this in the first place..

Throw half of the content of the moldy liquir, into the fire to burn that giganto bug.
If it's still alive, maul it with the beer bottle!
If it's still alive, show it my ugly dwarvenly-haired/bearded face and hope it dies from a heartattack.
if it's still alive, bite it to death!

Wait a sec.. if  it drinks MY blood.. will it become drunk?


(I'm getting owned here, and the rest of you are doing the oposite..
Maybe it's karma? She dosn't seem to like drunk hobos.  )

[Jack_Bread]

I'll take simple hygiene as my perk. I'll need it.
Head back to camp with one of the monkey bodies.

EDIT: Oh, right, points. 1 into Atk, 1 into Spd, and the last 2 into HP.

[cowofdoom78963]

Throw half of the content of the moldy liquir, into the fire to burn that giganto bug.

You quickly take a step back and squirt some of your liquor onto the fire, It roars up engulfing the mosquito in flames!

The mosquito loses intrest in the fight!(engulfed)
The mosquito trys to escape the flames by moving verticaly, but to no avail.
(7)
The mosquito rams into the ground to stop the flames, but remains lit!
(7)
The mosquito flys around in circles out of panic, but the fire continues to burn!
(3)
The mosquitos wings burn into ash, and it falls to the ground!
(3)
The mosquito loses hope at escape and accepts its fate.
(3)
The fire sears the mosquito, melting its flesh into the ground!
(3)
The mosquito is dead, for sure.
You gain 14 Exp!
_______
Level up
You gain 4 points to allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point).
You may choose 1 perk:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

stun-block lv1: gives you 5(stun) resistance
burn-ward lv2: gives you 2(burn) resistance
poison-control lv1: gives you 5(poison) resistance
Aim lv1: Gives you -1 natural hit
Guzzler lv1: Gives you +2 atk with breath.
Simple Hygiene lv1: Regains 3 hp a turn outside battle
Strong Willed lv1: Unlocks the Will stat and gives you a will of 10, meaning you have a 1/10 chance of ignoring a KO.
Hand to Hand lv1: gives you +2 atk unarmed.
Blood Frenzy: You gain +1 atk for the rest of battle for every enemy you kill.
Good Learner lv1: Gives you 1 extra point to spend every levelup starting lv3.

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You look over the chared remains of the mosquito.

What now?

I take the apples (all of them at once) and go back to the camp.  If i get to help the hobo i just stand back and throw sand at the mosquito then look at him disgustidly and dont share my apples with him

You pick up the crate of apples, and head back to camp.

Head back to camp with one of the monkey bodies.

You pick up the most intact monkey body and drag it back to camp.
You clean some of your wounds for 3 hp.

Everyone meets up back at camp, all with food.


Except for little...

Head to the where the creature is pointing.

You follow the creatures finger down the side of the mountain, but come across nothing. Suddenly, while traveling back to the engraving you hear something!

A Twisted Monkey and A Twisted Gorilla jump out of the bushes!
What now?

Stats
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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

Level:2(12/34 exp)
HP:7/25
Atk: 5(2)
Def: 3(2)
Speed: 5
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: +1(Archaic), +3(turn-heal)
Inventory:

Equiped
Def: 1
Dura: 7[5/5]

Equiped
Atk: 3
Crit: 5
Dura: 10[10/10]

map

Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Level:2(14/34 exp)
points: 4
HP:7/14
Atk: 7(3)
Def: 5(2)
Speed: 4
Resist: 5(burn)
Perks: +1(breath)
Inventory:

Equiped
Dura: 3[6/6]

Equiped
Def: 3
Dura: 7[6/6]

Equiped
Atk: 4
Ammo: [8/15]
Crit: 5
Effect: 5(stun), 3(hit-other)

Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)

Level:2(7/34 exp)
Points: 4
HP:14/15
Atk: 4(2)
Def: 3
Speed: 3
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: (bomb-mixer), +2(unarmed)
inventory:

Equiped
Atk: 2
Ammo: [8/10]
Crit: 5
Effect: 2(burn), 2(hit-other)

Hit: X
Ammo: [1/2]
Effect: 2(blind), 1(hit-other)

Banana: food item

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

Level:1(0/7 exp)
HP:11/11
Atk: 3&5(1)
Def: 3(2)
Speed: 4
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: +1(throwing)
inventory:

Equiped
Def: 1
Dura: 7[10/10]

Equiped(main)
Atk: 2
Crit: 5
Dura: 10[10/10]

Equiped(off-hand)
Atk: 3
Ammo: [6/6]
Crit: 5
Effect: 4(blind), (auto-refill)

crate of apples(12 apples): food item

(note: still working on some issues with balancing, mainly critical hits, check your stats later for changes)

[Little]

Use Makeshift Explosives to win!

[Ultimuh]

(Take THAT you fiend!)

(I take all 5 4 points in atk for now. Then I choose to boost up my breath weapon.)

I loot the crispy mosquito, if nothing else than to take it's.. err.. needle? as a secondary weapon incase my  main weapon isn't enugh. 

Then I'll loudly exclaim to the group currently here:
"Free Mosquito crisps for everyone!"
And then I'll try a sample myself, in hopes of recovering alittle hp.

[cowofdoom78963]

So Ultimuh... what perk do you want?
You did level.

[Ultimuh]

I modified my post so.. there ya go.

[cowofdoom78963]

I modified my post so.. there ya go.

Well you only have 4 points, but I get it. Pour all the points into atk, can do.

[Ultimuh]

ah, ok, 4 points then.
By the way, I changed abit of what my character was saying.

[theevilmonk]

i eat my apples, then ask everyone else "what do we do now?"

[Jack_Bread]

Throw up arms excitedly. "FEAST!"

[theevilmonk]

we feast

[cowofdoom78963]

Use Makeshift Explosives to win!

You chuck a makeshift explosive at the Twisted Gorilla!
(1=1=you just got it)
(4)
BOOSH! The explosive blows a chunk out of the Gorillas side for 4 damage!
(2)
But the Twisted Monkey is unharmed...
The Twisted Monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(1>2)
But you roll out of the way quickly!
The Twisted Gorilla runs at you in a fury!
(1+2=3>2)
(10-1=9)
It grabs you by the head, then knees you in the face repeatedly for 9 damage!
The Twisted Monkey chitters delightfully in the backround.
You shove a makeshift explosive in the Twisted Gorillas mouth and push it away!
(3>2)
(3)
BAM, its head explodes like a watermelon!
The decapitated Twisted Gorilla falls to its knees, then to the ground.
You gain 7 Exp!
(1)
The Twisted Monkey is hit by chunks of Twisted Gorilla strapnal for 1 collateral damage!
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(1<3)
But you jump to the left and drop a makeshift explosive!
(2<3)
But the Twisted Monkey notices it and jumps out of the way of the explosion!
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(1=1=aww, so close)
You try to jump out of the way but the monkey snags you just in time!
(1<3)
But he fails to do much else...
You throw yet another makeshift explosive at the Twisted Monkey!
(3>2)
It explodes right as the Twisted Monkey runs over it for its next attack!
(4)
The Twisted Monkeys legs are blown clear off for 4 damage!
The Twisted Monkey tries to crawl away, but eventualy it bleeds to death.
You gain 3 Exp!

That was a close one, you sustained 9 damage from battle.

You can now return to the engraving, but first would you like to look over the bodys?

i eat my apples, then ask everyone else "what do we do now?"

You start to eat some apples out of the crate, but are full after eating just two. You leave the crate at the campsite, as it is uncomfortable to carry.

I loot the crispy mosquito, if nothing else than to take it's.. err.. needle? as a secondary weapon incase my  main weapon isn't enugh.

Then I'll loudly exclaim to the group currently here:
"Free Mosquito crisps for everyone!"
And then I'll try a sample myself, in hopes of recovering alittle hp.

You pick up the mosquitos mouth, it seems to make a O.K. lance, but just as well is pretty fragile in its current state.
You dont find anything else of use on the corpse but charred flesh(and inner organs if you have any ideas what to do with that).
You consume a bit of mosquito, it dosent taste horrible. But its not very good either.
You pass it around to everyone.

Throw up arms excitedly. "FEAST!"

You do just that and call for a feast, also you clean yourself up a bit for 3 hp.


Relaxing and feasting on mosquito meat by the campfire restores your and the rest of the groups hp.


After some time Monk asks "what do we do now?"

Well?


Stats
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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

Level:2(12/34 exp)
HP:25/25
Atk: 5(2)
Def: 3(2)
Speed: 5
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: +1(Archaic), +3(turn-heal)
Inventory:

Equiped
Def: 1
Dura: 4[5/5]

Equiped
Atk: 3
Crit: 4
Dura: 4[10/10]

map

Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Level:2(14/34 exp)
HP:14/14
Atk: 11&15(7)
Def: 5(2)
Speed: 4
Resist: 5(burn)
Perks: +3(breath)
Inventory:

Equiped
Dura: 2[6/6]

Equiped
Def: 3
Dura: 4[6/6]

Equiped
Atk: 4
Ammo: [8/15]
Crit: 5
Effect: 5(stun), 3(hit-other)

Equiped(off-hand)
Atk: 8
Dura:2[3/10]
Crit: 3
Effect: 1(peirce)

Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)

Level:2(17/34 exp)
Points: 4
HP:5/15
Atk: 4(2)
Def: 3
Speed: 3
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: (bomb-mixer), +2(unarmed)
inventory:

Equiped
Atk: 2
Ammo: [4/10]
Crit: 5
Effect: 2(burn), 2(hit-other)

Hit: X
Ammo: [1/2]
Effect: 2(blind), 1(hit-other)

Banana: food item

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

Level:1(0/7 exp)
HP:11/11
Atk: 3&5(1)
Def: 3(2)
Speed: 4
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: +1(throwing)
inventory:

Equiped
Def: 1
Dura: 4[10/10]

Equiped(main)
Atk: 2
Crit: 4
Dura: 4[10/10]

Equiped(off-hand)
Atk: 3
Ammo: [6/6]
Crit: 5
Effect: 4(blind), (auto-refill)

I also want to note at this point in time ALL stats are operational, so that means crits will happen and they will hurt. Also Dura is now in effect, so your cloths and weapons may take damage in battle(but this is fixable as long as it doesnt reach 0 of course)

[Ultimuh]

Show a puzzled look in my eyes.

"Err.. I tought there was four of us?"