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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2210937 times)

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8910 on: October 12, 2014, 10:30:20 am »

a) Elephants are born with tusk!
b) Kea is not only living in moutain or desert, but on shrubland as well! And I'm building an aboveground fort on savage shrubland!
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« Reply #8911 on: October 12, 2014, 11:12:39 am »

a) Elephants are born with tusk!
b) Kea is not only living in moutain or desert, but on shrubland as well! And I'm building an aboveground fort on savage shrubland!

Yeah, I think the biome tags aren't entirely working.  I had Keas show up on a tundra.  They stole a masterwork butcket.
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« Reply #8912 on: October 13, 2014, 02:51:07 am »

A keaman stole a minecart on route and crashed the game!

And there's no way that one should be defeated by keamen. I just embark on another temperature shrubland, with crossbows!
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« Reply #8913 on: October 13, 2014, 08:41:24 am »

A keaman stole a minecart on route and crashed the game!

And there's no way that one should be defeated by keamen. I just embark on another temperature shrubland, with crossbows!

Wasn't that crash fixed by 40.13?
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« Reply #8914 on: October 13, 2014, 11:44:48 am »

My fort was complaining because despite the fact there were plump helmets EVERYWHERE and all of them could brew, they ended up drinking swamp water because they were too lazy. Then when I traded for wine, they left it outside until it all was stolen by kea men.
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« Reply #8915 on: October 13, 2014, 04:39:32 pm »

Captured an entire herd of Elk birds. Forgot they were grazers. Left them in cages.
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« Reply #8916 on: October 13, 2014, 11:56:11 pm »

Captured an entire herd of Elk birds. Forgot they were grazers. Left them in cages.

Oh crap! I've got a pile of elk birds in cages right now, I guess I should let them out.
P.S. Do they lay eggs? Are they worth farming?
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« Reply #8917 on: October 14, 2014, 12:11:35 am »

Captured an entire herd of Elk birds. Forgot they were grazers. Left them in cages.

Oh crap! I've got a pile of elk birds in cages right now, I guess I should let them out.
P.S. Do they lay eggs? Are they worth farming?

Yes on both counts.   And, now that grazing has been changed, they actually stand a chance of surviving on the nest long enough to hatch eggs!

Probably.  Worth a try, anyway.
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« Reply #8918 on: October 14, 2014, 06:20:47 am »

Does wild elk bird claim nest box?

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Wasn't that crash fixed by 40.13?

That's great! The game it crashed is a .34 one...
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« Reply #8919 on: October 14, 2014, 06:32:14 am »

"Troglodyte has given birth to a [baby]."

And the next thing that shows up is a combat report where the loose baby throws itself off a towercap and is promptly torn asunder by the amphibian-people lurking in the water harassing the troglodytes. This happened twice in short succession.

Because
1 - non-fort mothers don't bother to pick up their children.
2 - the various species of cavern life seem to be hostile to each other now.

And then all nearby cavern-dwellers panic and get afraid of the death all around them (caused by their unconditional "no quarter" stance towards each other).
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« Reply #8920 on: October 14, 2014, 02:17:20 pm »

May have some spoilers.

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« Reply #8921 on: October 14, 2014, 02:34:47 pm »

Does wild elk bird claim nest box?

I don't think they do, no.
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« Reply #8922 on: October 14, 2014, 03:34:45 pm »

Does wild elk bird claim nest box?

I don't think they do, no.

Ah, the good old days of Roc farming.  These followed very closely on the heels of the good old days of OH MY GOD WHY IS A FLOCK OF ROCS PATHING THROUGH MY FORTRESS?!?

All in all, I'm glad wild creatures don't claim nest boxes any longer.  It started out as Fun, but was too easy to exploit once you knew what to expect.

Though I do sort of wish there was a way to 'bait' creatures for large scale trapping purposes.  Short of exploiting pathing.
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« Reply #8923 on: October 14, 2014, 03:36:39 pm »

Baiting would make sense. Say, dragons were attracted to sheep. It wont pursue your dwarves, or path to your fortress, so long as a sheep is in p, say, a 30 square radius.
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« Reply #8924 on: October 14, 2014, 09:14:32 pm »

*Banging head off table* I had a huge trap set up for the clowns, to cave-in them... Forgot I turned cave-ins off. So I turn it on. EVERY. SINGLE. LEVEL. OF. MY. FORTRESS. JUST. COLLAPSED. AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
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