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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2213398 times)

Garath

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6345 on: May 24, 2012, 08:18:59 pm »

well done!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6346 on: May 25, 2012, 03:41:05 am »

Wow, this fort is cursed... must have been the 6th or 7th miner that died due to a cave in. The last one broke the record of falling 10z levels, crashing through the bottom most floor and then falling further into the caverns - forgotten beast must think its feeding time.
In all the games I've played (for ~2 years now) I lost at most 2 or 3 miners in accidents. I am running out of legendary miners...
Must stop mass designating areas to be channeled... must stop digging deep chasms


No wait, I must make DEEPER chasms so their bodies can never be found if they do fall down! Just tell everyone that some dark creature lives in it and everybody will be happy.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6347 on: May 25, 2012, 04:14:40 am »

I disassembled part of my curtain wall, to untrap one of my dwarves from between it and a river. I didn't rebuild it, the river provided an effective moat. It wasn't until the siege that I remembered that a river that freezes for half a year does not provide an effective moat. That was particularly painful.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6348 on: May 25, 2012, 08:22:33 am »

i finish my ultamate construction i was about to save but then i pressed the disk eject button and theen my laptop crashed... it did not save it..... facepalm always look at what your pressing in df
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Edit. Oh Jesus Christ, Necro would be proud. The second horse in the caravan came in and immediately caught on fire. I looked into his inventory and found a burning pig tail fiber bag. Curious, I looked inside.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6349 on: May 25, 2012, 10:08:22 am »

"Urist, the enemy is entering our deathtrap airlock pillbox in huge numbers! Get ready to raise the bridge at my command!"
"...raise?"

The subtle disbelief and growing rage you get when you pull the all-or-nothing lever and see the bridge, that your entire strategy is hinging on, vanishing instead or raising.

Dear god. I tried to build walls everywhere to contain the 50 or so goblins as well as possible and channel them through my barracks first. They werent quite in yet, not even in the airlock, but there was so little time left. And soldiers heading off 100 z-levels down to the adamantine facility to drink something didnt help either.
Total chaos ensued. I work with quite restrict burrow assignments (also why do not activate burrow alerts), so that people do not enter certain areas where they have no business. In order to build walls in the barracks I had to adjust the civilian burrow - which, combined with my sudden lack of oversight due to me following the actual combat, led all kinds of people try to fetch some thing or other. Hauling new cages for the traps that approx. 10 more enemies are standing on, eating at the soldier's dinner tables, retrieving x(socks)x.
Out of my  marksdwarves, 2 showed up on the battlements. Thankfully, there were still my adamantine clad (although not terribly experienced) melees. I couldnt really follow what was happening what with all the body parts flying around, but in the end I lost only 3 soldiers and several are wounded although probably not badly.
At least I've found the gaps in my defenses... of which there are quite a few.


Kids, always double check you build the right thing. And always try pulling levers to see they are connected properly before you enter a serious situation...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6350 on: May 25, 2012, 02:06:45 pm »

I like to play chicken with sieges. They spend some time hanging around at the edge of the map, so I like go about my business and wait to seal in my dorfs. Unfortunately, and despite the "SIEGE" warning up top, I forgot about it.... at least until the siege was in the meeting hall.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6351 on: May 25, 2012, 10:43:27 pm »

i finish my ultamate construction i was about to save but then i pressed the disk eject button and theen my laptop crashed... it did not save it..... facepalm always look at what your pressing in df

Disk eject button?

DF on CD? :O
Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6352 on: May 26, 2012, 12:09:58 am »

Elf merchants showed up to trade.

I was bored so I told my military to attack all the "Trader" marked people on the list of targets.

Didn't realize I had exactly the same number of Trader dwarves as the Elves brought merchants. I ended up slaughtering a good 6 of my own dwarves. One of the Speardwarves, gladly murdered his own brother because Armok commanded it.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6353 on: May 26, 2012, 02:49:35 am »

"Oh goddammit it miners, Y U no dig?! >:( "

...

"Oh, right, burrow...  :-[ "
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6354 on: May 26, 2012, 12:06:31 pm »

"Oh goddammit it miners, Y U no dig?! >:( "

...

"Oh, right, burrow...  :-[ "

even then, Yaks and hUmans don't dig
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6355 on: May 26, 2012, 05:37:02 pm »

I was making a ramp. Caravan was leaving.

I look away for a minute. Wall suspended. Okay.

Caravan stuck.

On the ramp. Right in the middle of the newly constructed ramp. The damn thing was finished at exactly the right moment.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6356 on: May 26, 2012, 06:50:23 pm »

A forgotten beast made of fire in the water caverns, Set military on station above the entrance to the water in-case he decided on saying "hi"...
 Steamed dwarf anyone?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6357 on: May 26, 2012, 06:53:10 pm »

Briefly...

Needing a good amount of soap for injuries...

Have lots of buckets
Have lots of ash
Have lots of lye
Have lots of tallow

CanNOT make soap.  For five in game years. At. All.

Discover that all of the buckets of lye are being put in rock pots in food stockpiles.

...face palm ...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6358 on: May 28, 2012, 12:16:33 am »

Briefly...

Needing a good amount of soap for injuries...

Have lots of buckets
Have lots of ash
Have lots of lye
Have lots of tallow

CanNOT make soap.  For five in game years. At. All.

Discover that all of the buckets of lye are being put in rock pots in food stockpiles.

...face palm ...
What version are you running?  This was fixed recently.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6359 on: May 28, 2012, 02:34:23 am »

Briefly...

Needing a good amount of soap for injuries...

Have lots of buckets
Have lots of ash
Have lots of lye
Have lots of tallow

CanNOT make soap.  For five in game years. At. All.

Discover that all of the buckets of lye are being put in rock pots in food stockpiles.

...face palm ...
What version are you running?  This was fixed recently.
Eh.. lye falls under "Misc. Liquid" in 0.34.10 food stockpiles.
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