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[The Mad Engineer]

John takes a pill...



























There is a note left on the floor:

"Dear Sir,
Never have we seen such an amazing display of our art!  Your dancing was truly demonic.  Congratulations!

As custom dictates, we have crowned you the new Rat King.  Unfortunately, we did not catch your name before you passed out on us.  No worries though; we chose a NEW name for you when we conducted the ceremony!  You are now Scavenger, King of the Rats.

Here's to a long and happy reign.  If you ever need support from our comrades, just dance!

Sincerely,
The (Former) Rat King"


Inventory:

• Eye Hat (Abilities unknown)
• Scissors (Abilities unknown)
• Apple (3 unused advice teeth)
• Prescription (Daily pill taken)

John is in a seemingly endless hallway.  What would you have him do?

[Servant Corps]

Awesome.

[inaluct]

John, you're going to be leading the Rat Reich and burning the world. Just a heads up.

[Squeegy]

> Examine DEAD MAN WALKING, painted 1957.

[Armok]

((TME, you're AWESOME! That image is utter briliant, and this game is True Art))

Code: [Select]

This situation is interesting, it would appear that time travel is involved. I'd recomend looking the specific workings of it up, maybe ask apple?

[inaluct]

Think about what's more likely, Common Sense; time travel, or prophetic hallucinations.

Prophetic hallucinations are probably more likely.

[Okenido]

Good show John!

Why don't you meet your new people?

[Jack_Bread]

Take the crown to your left! Now!

[Armok]

Think about what's more likely, Common Sense; time travel, or prophetic hallucinations.

Prophetic hallucinations are probably more likely.

And who are you? Rare sense? Intuition?

[inaluct]

I'm gonna go with Rare Sense. That's clever. Damn.

I'm awarding Armok Common Sense 15 wittiness points.

[Myroc]

Is it only me, or does the pills appear to give John his... "powers" back?

Try taking another pill and see if you can incinerate something.

[Okenido]

No John.

Don't overdose.

Bad things happen when you overdose, like death.

[NUKE9.13]

*ring ring*
Hey, John. Or should I say, Scavenger?
I tooooold you.
The pills were some weird shit.
Aaaanyway, I'm here to give you some advice which will make for an interesting story rather than your survival.
That sounded way better in my head.
Ahem.
Combine your hat and the crown. Wear the resultant DEMONIC EYE CROWN.
Ok, bye!
*click*

[CloisteredSyrups]

Good show, old chap! Good show indeed! Why you even put my jitterbugging days to shame!

I say, though, John. That fellow with the telephone in your left brain is quite ingenious. You should listen to him and

Combine the Hat and Crown!

It would be ever so...Syrupy.
Mmm!

[The Mad Engineer]

Code: [Select]

This situation is interesting, it would appear that time travel is involved. I'd recomend looking the specific workings of it up, maybe ask apple?

John: "Okay Apple.  How does this time travel thing work?"


John:  "Oookay.  That was useful."

*ring ring*
Hey, John. Or should I say, Scavenger?
I tooooold you.
The pills were some weird shit.
Aaaanyway, I'm here to give you some advice which will make for an interesting story rather than your survival.
That sounded way better in my head.
Ahem.
Combine your hat and the crown. Wear the resultant DEMONIC EYE CROWN.
Ok, bye!
*click*

Your new spiffy look has both increased your Confidence and the size of your weapon! (No double entendre intended)

> Examine DEAD MAN WALKING, painted 1957.

John examines the portrait.

It appears to have been altered somewhat.


Inventory:

• Demonic Eye Hat (Abilities unknown)
• Scissors (Abilities unknown)
• Apple (2 unused advice teeth)
• Prescription (Daily pill taken)